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Schweats
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Post by Schweats »

Q. What's the definition of an optimist ?

A. A Tuba player with a beeper
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Post by qo »

So, this guitar player walks into a whammy bar :?
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studiodog
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Best musician joke ever...

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Two musicians walk past a bar...

:lol:
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Post by coolcolin »

Which has the better job, a monitor technician or a lavatory seat?


















The lavatory seat, it only has to deal with one asxhole at a time!
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mrjaytea
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Post by mrjaytea »

How do you address a guitar player wearing a three piece suit?




"The Defendant"


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Post by a_real_mf »

Q) how many sound engineers does it take to screw in a light bulb?




A) none,we don't do f**kin' lights!
a real "mf" production

http://www.arealmf.com
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studiodog
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Post by studiodog »

Here's the perfect counterpart to the joke above. It doesn't work in print, it has to be told out loud to work. Preferably to another person in our line of work.

How many audio engineers does it take to change a lightbulb?

When the other person replies, you say, Huh?

They almost always repeat themselves and you just keep replying Huh? till they get it. :P
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twistedtom
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Post by twistedtom »

Q. A drummer and a groupie are in a car who is driving?
A. A cop
Q. What is the first thing a drummer says to you when you meet him?
A. Whan that super sized?
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