Jim wrote:#1. Keep the beer away from your gear.
No, doubt. Thanks for the advice, Jim!
What I'm planning, at this point, is getting my hands on a splitter snake so I can run xlr's to me AND to the board. Yeah, there will be a house mix, but I've tried "tapping" the board for audio at other times, and it never seems to work too well.
Hopefully, I can find a back room or little office in which to work. Run my side of the snake AWAY from the fray. Alchohol and electronics don't mix!
And the ashtray factor? Yeah, I know it well. After ten years of clubs and casinos, the equipment takes on a stink of its own!

I've definitely left THAT life behind, but I figure one night of recording might be fun. That's ONE night.
P.S. Hey, Jim! I was looking at your website. Looks great! I've often tried to set up a "client area" like you have, but to no avail. Did you build your site yourself? If so, how did you do your "client area"? Just curious. Thanks!