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Great idea, Spike.
Too many M5 pressure-zones couldn't possibly be enough for some!
I believe your first guest has arrived, if you could call him that, sporting a set of congas.
I'll just sit over here by the cosy fire you've made and...
Hang on; we need some bananas to roast.

Hopefully Frodo brings some later, as I'll steak my left monkey-nut he'll be here.
That hobbit's an enthusiastic and veteran supporter of fruitless (yeah; bring 'em on) M5 pressure-zones.
He'll come armed to the teeth with food, pressure-strategies, M52-delay coping tips, food, anecdotes, food and kindness.
Oh, and lots and lots of food.
Hobbits and monkeys. Favourite passtime.
In the meantime, Spikey Boy, I'll be over here by the fire as I said, doing about all I've been good for for a while now.
(The ape resumes his incessant chanting, accompanied by a cacophony strangely reminiscent of African percussion...)
Go Machy! K2 Killer! Go Machy! K2 Killer!
Wadda we want? Version 2!
When do we want it? NOW!
Go Machy! K2 Killer! Go Machy! K2 Killer!
Wadda we want? Version 2!
When do we want it? NOW!
