I thought of putting this in OT but it has some pretty good advice mixed into the humor.
How to fix your parents’ messed-up computers when home for the holidays
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Re: How to fix your parents’ messed-up computers when home .
I especially like this:
Day 3
Step one: Notice hangover, and regret telling your parents drunkenly about that time you made out with the babysitter while they were out at their bridge night. Step two — and this might be the most important part of this whole guide — switch off “soap opera” mode on all TVs in the house. Soap opera mode — aka motion-smoothing — is when the TV makes up frames in-between the actual frames of the TV show or movie in order to use up the full 120/240fps or whatever the TV serves up. Movies look especially bad. Even Tom Cruise thinks so.
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Re: How to fix your parents’ messed-up computers when home .
Hohoho! My Dad has had such a bad experience with Windows XP and Windows 8 that he's terrified of going to Windows 10, so I have to help him on an OS that I abandoned as soon as it was possible to do so, on every family visit!
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Re: How to fix your parents’ messed-up computers when home .
Printers; he got that right. After a few decades, printers still suck.
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Re: How to fix your parents’ messed-up computers when home .
That was my favorite tip.bayswater wrote:Printers; he got that right. After a few decades, printers still suck.

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