... except for when I don't wash my hands after flingin' poo, Stoivo.
OK, so does anyone know if the Lex site accepts PayPal? I could only see a credit-card option. If I didn't know any better I'd say it looked as if they were catering only to the well-heeled, high-end-audio crowd... but I know better than to say that.
I put in a request for clarification, which will apparently be responded to within 24 hours. Failing a timely response I may have to go with Sweetwater after all; I was simply hoping to cut out the middle man, so to speak. A gesture of my love and respect for the brand, if nothing else.
Now, my humble opinion about
SparkVerb:
IMHO, whilst it is capable of smooth, classy, pro-sounding results, I'm underwhelmed with the tonal variety on offer. To my ears, it sounds like a single algorithm; one "sound", if you will. Sure, it can be bottom-rich, warm in the mid range or crisp in the high end. It can be more fluttery or as dense and smooth as you like, but, again it sounds very samey to me, as if it's a single algorithm that's affected by nothing more than damping and density levels, along with EQ.
That said, the Freeze function, at least, is something a little out of the ordinary, and helps set it apart from the crowd. The "Universal", graphically-based preset-morphing function does little for me other than to drive home the fact that one is merely mixing the aforementioned parameters up, all within a single algorithm. IOW, it reveals just how limited the character variety on offer truly is.
If I'd paid $200, I'd have rated it my most-useless-and-disappointing plugin purchase yet. At $100 it will reside in my folder as nothing more than a novelty that I might call upon once in a blue moon. I can see it's being handy occasionally for EDM, but if that style is your bag, I'd recommend Black Hole over it any day of the week.
There. I'm not big on negative reviews, but those are my honest initial impressions, and because I love you guys, I shared 'em.
Sooo... c'mon Lexicon. I's a waitin' for a re-titty-sponse...