BUG！BUG！DP Serious BUG Motu！ You have to face.

[kassonica]

As long as it's not off to spay yourself...

spay yourself start of journey long time

[monkey man]

Ha ha ha. That's translated from Japanese, no doubt.

I tried translating the OP from English to Chinese and back again, expecting utter gibberish. Instead, I got something that is actually a bit more coherent than the original post. I especially like that "do not play dumb" becomes "do not play the fool".

DP MIDI時間，以解決它來解決這個問題呢？不要裝傻。這個問題已經困擾了我很長一段時間。我浪費了很多時間。不要問我關於操作和使用軟件本身的問題，是一個錯誤。
您廠商都知道的，否則你不會停止發聲MIDI軟件設計[注]功能。最終會得到解決的筆記自爆問題？你必須面對的問題。

DP MIDI time to fix it to solve this problem? Do not play the fool . This problem has been bothering me for a long time . I wasted a lot of time . Do not ask me about the operation and use of the software itself, is a mistake.
You manufacturers are aware of , otherwise you will not stop sounding MIDI software design [ Note ] function. Eventually get notes blew problem solving ? You have to face the problem.

I'd be very interested to see how this experiment would've turned out had you used Japanese instead, cuttime. I especially love the circuitous route Japanese translations take when expressed in English.

LOL

We actually have a garlic, chilli and pyrethrum-based spray here called BetaBug. I kid you not.

Does it work on raccoons?

Only if they have wings. Of course, the racoons in Oz-trailer are bigger and more threatening than they are anywhere else, and they take 9 or 10 hours to cook through on a spit roast.

[bayswater]

Only if they have wings. Of course, the racoons in Oz-trailer are bigger and more threatening than they are anywhere else, and they take 9 or 10 hours to cook through on a spit roast.

I tried Swedish deer repellant. Works. Haven't seen any flying raccoons for a few days now.

[Phil O]

Or Swedish deer.

[bayswater]

Or Swedish deer.

I suppose they fly too.

[monkey man]

To quote you on something you said to me the other day, Stoiv, you could say to the deer (after spraying it), "There're no flies on you".

Only if they have wings. Of course, the racoons in Oz-trailer are bigger and more threatening than they are anywhere else, and they take 9 or 10 hours to cook through on a spit roast.

I tried Swedish deer repellant. Works. Haven't seen any flying raccoons for a few days now.

Maybe it works up north, but I'll bet that down here you'd probably have to unload a petrol-tanker's (gas tanker for you guys) worth on one for it to have any effect whatsoever.

Only then could one say to the critter, "You must face!".

[MIDI Life Crisis]

You have to face.

And so they must. Over, and over, and over again.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kdboU4i7x7k

[zed]

We have to face... good music!

I love that tune and will be playing it over and over.

Thanks!

[MIDI Life Crisis]

We have to face... good music!

I love that tune and will be playing it over and over.

Thanks!

I love the opening line I never noticed before. It's about a stag party that's going to be a drag. Ha ha ha!!!!

[bayswater]

We have to face... good music!

I love that tune and will be playing it over and over.

Thanks!

Just what we needed on the wettest coldest July 1 ever.

[zed]

Just what we needed on the wettest coldest July 1 ever.

Indeed that.

This holiday dance is turning out to be a drag... so now we can crank the good music and try on all our costumes!

(Greetings from across the Bay!)

[bayswater]

Just what we needed on the wettest coldest July 1 ever.

Indeed that.

This holiday dance is turning out to be a drag... so now we can crank the good music and try on all our costumes!

(Greetings from across the Bay!)

Greetings from the cloudy south shore Zed.