Why doesn't DP ____________???!!! Inexcusable!!

[James Steele]

I just can't take it any more!!! How can ANYBODY get any work done with Digital Performer? For example, _________ has a ________ function, which I need for my ___________. I like to ____________ and ____________ with my _____________. This works for the way I work, darn it!! I don't see how MOTU can release something that doesn't ____________ when ___________. It's a travesty and an outrage!!! I CAN'T TAKE IT ANY MORE!!! I can't do my music because of this and my friends who use ___________ laugh at me and so I'm publicly announcing to everyone that I'm moving all my __________ projects to ____________ because it has the ability to ________________ on those occasions when I ABSOLUTELY MUST HAVE an automated way to _____________ my ______________!!!!!!!!!!!

ARGHHHH!!!!!!!!!! I mean how can Digital Performer continue to be used by ________________ when it seems that it _________________. I need ______________, so MOTU if you're reading this, you'd better ________________ or I'm _________________.




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This form letter provided courtesy of James Steele and MOTUNATION.COM.

[David Polich]

Awesome.

[thracks]

This should be a sticky.

[danworks]

Come on, James, a nice camomile tea cup and everything will be ok again

P.S.
By the way, if DP could behave as my friend DAW does it would be much ...

[3rdpath]

is this a madlib fill in the blank thingy?

[philbrown]

How about banning all exclamation points from subject lines?
Except this thread of course!

[wurliuchi]

Wow, you nailed it.

I've never understood that kind of complaining. It makes no sense. We have it so easy. It's just the nature of [some] people, I suppose. I do get frustrated from time to time when I can't figure something out, or a feature doesn't work the way I think it should or not the way it was described as working, or if I have to perform eight steps instead of two to do something simple.

Being on this forum has really helped me. I found out DP could do things I wouldn't have dreamed it could do, and it does it well and intuitively--well, not always intuitively. I used DP as a tape machine for a lot of years while using an analog or digital desk. Then came the time when my consoles were in for repair, and I thought, "Well, I've read about MITB, I might as well check it out." I haven't hooked up a console since.

I'm happy and satisfied with DP, but just like anything else (like my car or my dog) I can get upset with it now and then. I have tried a few other DAWs, but they didn't do it for me. Not that there was anything horribly wrong with them, i just didn't feel a connection. DP and I have history. I look forward to both of us getting better with age.

[Tim]

EXPLETIVE!!!

[kassonica]

________________________

Thanks

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[bayswater]

This is a great template. It will really help our productivity.

[Phil O]

Reminder to self: Don't ever piss off James.

But seriously, I hear ya, James. We have to post our problems, but it's the tone of some posts that is so distressing. We really do appreciate all your hard work, even if it doesn't always come across that way.

Phil

[Timeline]

I think it should be moved myself, Are we all turning into old farts or what???

BTW: I LOVE DP

[Shooshie]

I just can't take it any more!!! How can ANYBODY get any work done with Digital Performer? For example, _________ has a ________ function, which I need for my ___________. I like to ____________ and ____________ with my _____________. This works for the way I work, darn it!! I don't see how MOTU can release something that doesn't ____________ when ___________. It's a travesty and an outrage!!! I CAN'T TAKE IT ANY MORE!!! I can't do my music because of this and my friends who use ___________ laugh at me and so I'm publicly announcing to everyone that I'm moving all my __________ projects to ____________ because it has the ability to ________________ on those occasions when I ABSOLUTELY MUST HAVE an automated way to _____________ my ______________!!!!!!!!!!!

ARGHHHH!!!!!!!!!! I mean how can Digital Performer continue to be used by ________________ when it seems that it _________________. I need ______________, so MOTU if you're reading this, you'd better ________________ or I'm _________________.

Really? I don't have any troubles at all with ____, _______, and ___________________________. I like the _________, so that's just a matter of opinion. My ________doesn't _________ when I use __________, so it may be your _____________ causing that. Those friends of yours are just ___ ______, and if you move your _____ to ______, you'll just be another ______ _______, ...well... "____" or "______." Maybe not ________. But if you must ________ then good luck with the big _____ that happens after you _______.

By the way, MOTU does ______ these ______, and while it may seem to you that they don't give a ___ ___ about what you ____, word has it that they really ______ it_____ and _____, often when _____ say _____. You'll find that MOTU will ____ sooner than you _____.

Best wishes, _____,

Shooshie
(the ____ who ____ ____ with _____ and her ______)

[Timeline]

James,

just feel lucky that your not U.S. Treasury Secretary Timothy Geithner right now... Now that's pressure!

[Alan Craig]

Yes James, I agree with your _________ on _________. It's a pity more _________ don't _________ when reading your posts on _________.

So, on a positive note, here's what I like about DP:

a) _________;
b) _________;
c) _________;
d) _________; and
e) _________.

Everything else is just _________ (IMHO)!

It's good to see both sides of the _________!