anyone?

bOing · Post by **bOing** » Wed Jul 02, 2008 12:49 pm

jarok wrote:One more please

Once upon a time a Finnish man walked into a pub. Approaching the bar he sat upon the nearest stool and said "One more please."

The bartender, stirring his tea, turned to him and replied..."But you haven't even had the first one yet".

The Finnish man then stated matter-o-factly:"...

bOing · Post by **bOing** » Wed Jul 02, 2008 1:14 pm

Can some ONE Finnish that line.

jarok · Post by **jarok** » Wed Jul 02, 2008 1:20 pm

Hey. You have ONE bad memory. Don´t ya?

bOing · Post by **bOing** » Wed Jul 02, 2008 1:28 pm

jarok wrote:Hey. You have ONE bad memory. Don´t ya?

I don't know what you mean. But I was trying to create a story with multiple participants. You seemed to like beer (or so I thought) and so I created that beginning.

All the typos are on purpose. C'mon, Finnish the sentence...

jarok · Post by **jarok** » Wed Jul 02, 2008 1:33 pm

Please ONE more

bOing · Post by **bOing** » Wed Jul 02, 2008 1:42 pm

jarok wrote:Please ONE more

To which the bartender replied "Okay, one more than what you have already had next door at the other pub? Sure, let me get you a cold one then. Where are you from, stranger?"

zed · Post by **zed** » Wed Jul 02, 2008 1:42 pm

For the one who succeeds, many will fail.

A rooster one day, a feather duster the next.

Woops... that was two.

bOing · Post by **bOing** » Wed Jul 02, 2008 1:44 pm

zed wrote:For the one who succeeds, many will fail.

A rooster one day, a feather duster the next.

Woops... that was two.

Even a feather duster has success - as long as there's dust to be found.

zed · Post by **zed** » Wed Jul 02, 2008 1:53 pm

And one broken clock will still succeed at being right two times a day.

bOing · Post by **bOing** » Wed Jul 02, 2008 6:52 pm

zed wrote:And one broken clock will still succeed at being right two times a day.

Can't beat that one. Is there time for one more?

kassonica · Post by **kassonica** » Wed Jul 02, 2008 8:50 pm

bOing wrote:
zed wrote:And one broken clock will still succeed at being right two times a day.
Can't beat that one. Is there time for one more?

Times up twice one,one,one

monkey man · Post by **monkey man** » Thu Jul 03, 2008 2:07 am

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One link for y'all:

http://www.tv.com/the-one-making-a-musi ... mmary.html

twistedtom · Post by **twistedtom** » Thu Jul 03, 2008 3:35 am

One more post for me on one for anyone.

Has any one used DP 1?

monkey man · Post by **monkey man** » Thu Jul 03, 2008 3:47 am

I used DP once.

bOing · Post by **bOing** » Thu Jul 03, 2008 10:39 am

monkey man wrote:`
One link for y'all:

http://www.tv.com/the-one-making-a-musi ... mmary.html

This kind of thing gives oneness a bad rap. At least if it were Buddhists competing then I could understand the tie-in. But then again, Buddhists wouldn't compete. They'd pass on that one.

Woohoo!

P.S. I notice your "Blues Monkey" avitar. Can you sing something about global warming? Even global cooling would be good. There's nothing like dancing to a good disaster song.