The Longest, Most Inconsistently-Off-Topic Thread in History

Phil O · Post by **Phil O** » Mon Jun 30, 2008 8:33 pm

Dental floss, eh? "Raisin' it up, waxin' it down."

Resonant Alien · Post by **Resonant Alien** » Mon Jun 30, 2008 8:53 pm

Hey - which brand of hard drive do you guys think sounds better? I have heard a lot of guys prefer the sound of the Seagates to the Western Digitals. I have heard that the Seagates have a more analog vibe, whereas the WDs are more digital and harsh sounding.

Thanks!

madboy · Post by **madboy** » Mon Jun 30, 2008 9:04 pm

Bill O'C wrote:I was impressed (and, yes, the man "was singing songs of love.")

Ok, a man singing songs of love to a monkey...
Male or female monkey?

twistedtom wrote:I just met a lady named Dynamo Hum, can’t tell where she’s coming from.

tt?

Bill O'C wrote:A man with wicked impeccable taste.

I was gone when you asked Bill O'C tt...

Bill O'C wrote:Not much more to quote from that song in a PG-rated forum. So I'll go on to: "I might be movin' to Montana soon, just to raise me up a crop of dental floss..."

James Steele wrote:"... gonna be a dental floss tycoon..." is the lyric I think, right?

Hi James...
PG forum?
I've been gone to long...
Frank called, print the lyric...
It was a long distanace collect call...
there was alot goin' on in the background.

twistedtom · Post by **twistedtom** » Tue Jul 01, 2008 1:31 am

Hay Madboy I got a new chain saw 25" bar Stihl, it is time to party see you in the mosh pit.

Just like your moma make that nasty poodle do.

I think western are warmer drives if used with Monster cable.

jarok · Post by **jarok** » Tue Jul 01, 2008 2:47 am

Do you like monster movies?

twistedtom · Post by **twistedtom** » Tue Jul 01, 2008 3:33 am

I love them and sci-fi.

Robbie_2327 · Post by **Robbie_2327** » Tue Jul 01, 2008 3:59 am

James Steele wrote:Not sure what you mean? My Marshall heads both sound great! I was joking in another thread about doing the "Nigel Tufnel" mod. (Nigel Tufnel was the guitarst for Spinyl Tap that had his knobs "go to 11."

I thought it was hilarious when digidesign named their new guitar amp modeling software "Eleven"

Hey Monkey, what happened to the toothless avatar? He made me laugh everytime I saw it

monkey man · Post by **monkey man** » Tue Jul 01, 2008 4:02 am

I'm always afraid when I watch horror movies that scenes will show up in my dreams.
I tend to reassure myself by saying "it's only a story" and "things like that didn't really happen", or "you didn't see that".

Must be my nerves; I seem to empathise way too deeply and readily with practically any story.

Bill O'C wrote:I care.

Yay! Thank you, Bill.

Tomrabbit wrote:Monkey Man, nice July Avatar! But sorry to see things have gotten so bad for you down under.
But it does look like you have some money in the hat so I can't knock it.

Thanks man; during times like these that sort of sentiment goes a very long way.

Tomrabbit wrote:......... just me and the Pygmy Pony, over by the dental floss bush. FZ

LOL! Quite a picturre, that.

monkey man · Post by **monkey man** » Tue Jul 01, 2008 4:11 am

Robbie_2327 wrote:Hey Monkey, what happened to the toothless avatar? He made me laugh everytime I saw it

Ha! Me too.

Robbie, I've a tradition that means I must change my avatar and sig quote on the 1st of each month, without repeating anything.
Been doing it since I joined the forum, so it's surely become something of a ritual.

Being graphically illiterate means that rather than concoct something interesting every month, I scour the web with a ridiculously slow connection in a comical attempt to find something I can use.
Somehow, around about the eleventh hour, I always manage to find something.

Sorry you miss the last one Robbie; I do too already.
Hopefully there'll be more fun to be had down the track though.

Robbie_2327 · Post by **Robbie_2327** » Tue Jul 01, 2008 5:47 am

monkey man wrote:Been doing it since I joined the forum, so it's surely become something of a ritual.

Since I'm new to this forum I hadn't noticed your avatar changing ritual

monkey man · Post by **monkey man** » Tue Jul 01, 2008 6:36 am

That's what I figured, Robbie, hence the long-winded explanation.

So... how 'bout them flying fish, eh?

OK, so I don't know what I'm talking about.

Hang on... I'm talking about flying fish, aren't I?

Yay! Monkey's not confused!

Hang on... that can't be right - Monkey's always confused.

Bill O'C · Post by **Bill O'C** » Tue Jul 01, 2008 6:38 am

madboy wrote:
Bill O'C wrote:I was impressed (and, yes, the man "was singing songs of love.")
Ok, a man singing songs of love to a monkey...
Male or female monkey?

I don't think he was singing to the monkey at all. But posting oblique references is not without its risks.

"Twas then when the Hurdy Gurdy Man came singing songs of love."
--Donovan

Bill O'C · Post by **Bill O'C** » Tue Jul 01, 2008 6:41 am

Phil O wrote:Dental floss, eh? "Raisin' it up, waxin' it down."

I suppose could he could always sell it uptown in "a little white box."

Bill O'C · Post by **Bill O'C** » Tue Jul 01, 2008 6:45 am

jarok wrote:Do you like monster movies?

"I *love* monster movies."

[and I love that song.]

kassonica · Post by **kassonica** » Tue Jul 01, 2008 6:47 am

Resonant Alien wrote:Hey - which brand of hard drive do you guys think sounds better? I have heard a lot of guys prefer the sound of the Seagates to the Western Digitals. I have heard that the Seagates have a more analog vibe, whereas the WDs are more digital and harsh sounding.

Thanks!

Oh the seagate sounds warmer cause I have one.

Remember that HD noise is the new tape hiss