anyone?

bOing · Post by **bOing** » Mon May 05, 2008 11:10 pm

See what I mean? Oh well...it's one of those days.

kassonica · Post by **kassonica** » Mon May 05, 2008 11:11 pm

The Grey Aliens wrote:
bOing wrote:I have always assumed that aliens would be of a much higher intelligence, hence their standards of wit and wisdom would far exceed anything that we lowly humanoids could aspire to.

What happened? Did these guys bump their heads on the ozone layer?

Hello Boing,

We have wit and wisdom. We taught Kassonica the Theory of One.

Your Pals,
The Grey Aliens

Or one theory

I can't remember if it was beer or cheese

It can only be one

The Grey Aliens · Post by **The Grey Aliens** » Mon May 05, 2008 11:11 pm

jarok wrote:
bOing wrote:
Am I the only one to support this conspiracy theory?
Nope you are not the only one. This one is definitely conspiracy

Hello jarok,

We met you one time at the UFO convention in Huntsville Arkansas. As you remember we are not a conspiracy. We are just here for the beer and cheese.

Your Pals,
The Grey Aliens

The Grey Aliens · Post by **The Grey Aliens** » Mon May 05, 2008 11:13 pm

kassonica wrote:
The Grey Aliens wrote:
bOing wrote:I have always assumed that aliens would be of a much higher intelligence, hence their standards of wit and wisdom would far exceed anything that we lowly humanoids could aspire to.

What happened? Did these guys bump their heads on the ozone layer?

Hello Boing,

We have wit and wisdom. We taught Kassonica the Theory of One.

Your Pals,
The Grey Aliens

Or one theory

I can't remember if it was beer or cheese

It can only be one

Hello Again Kassonica,

It was one theory about beer and cheese. But one theory can be quite profound. We learn so much from you. We will bring beer next time we visit.

Your Pals,
The Grey Aliens

twistedtom · Post by **twistedtom** » Tue May 06, 2008 12:23 am

Oh my god the Nation has been invaded by aleins!

kassonica · Post by **kassonica** » Tue May 06, 2008 12:35 am

the grey aliens wrote:

Hello Again Kassonica,

It was one theory about beer and cheese. But one theory can be quite profound. We learn so much from you. We will bring beer next time we visit.

Only local beer that imported green stuff gives me a hangover and I keep waking up feeling out of this world.

Matcher · Post by **Matcher** » Tue May 06, 2008 3:50 am

The Grey Aliens wrote:

One more: What is DP6?

It's a state of mind.

No one here knows much about it.

Brad knows a little.

monkey man · Post by **monkey man** » Tue May 06, 2008 4:56 am

The Grey Aliens wrote: We are glad there are more than one of us here visiting Earth, however we do not know how to make them stop. Only the one named Mr. Monkey Man seems to have control. We believe he is the leader, so we will write him a letter.
Your Pals,
The Grey Aliens

You'll have to write that in MonkeySandScript Heiroglypics™ v1.1, available as a language system component update for MonkeyOS™ 1.1 from www.monkeyOS.com.

Oh, and if not dropped into my lap by a red-eyed carrier pigeon, it won't be read either.

bOing · Post by **bOing** » Tue May 06, 2008 8:05 am

twistedtom wrote:Oh my god the Nation has been invaded by aleins!

Ale - ins. I love that one.

BTW. Someone seen my camera? No one's gonna believe this.

Matcher · Post by **Matcher** » Tue May 06, 2008 8:22 am

Alien Love Secrets- I like this one

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fxpaQb_wk74

The Grey Aliens · Post by **The Grey Aliens** » Tue May 06, 2008 8:38 am

Matcher wrote:Alien Love Secrets- I like this one http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fxpaQb_wk74

Hello Matcher,

Nice video. The only aliens that play guitar are the Green Aliens. See Twisted Tom's foto for proof.

Boing wrote:Someone seen my camera?

Hello Boing,

No, but we will return your xerox machine once we have finished making fotocopies of our bums and leaving them plastered all over the office walls.

Sydney Australia, The Monkey Man, Leader of Earth wrote:You'll have to write that in MonkeySandScript Heiroglypics™ v1.1, available as a language system component update for MonkeyOS™ 1.1 from www.monkeyOS.com.

Hello Leader of Earth,

We were told by the Man of Steele that we cannot post ads on here. But you are the Leader of Earth so we will follow you.

kassonica wrote:Only local beer that imported green stuff gives me a hangover and I keep waking up feeling out of this world.

Hello Kassonica,

We love local beer.

The Twisted One wrote:Oh my god the Nation has been invaded by aleins!

Hello Twisted,

Boing told us Ale is not as good as beer. We are curious. What is the verdict? Ale or Beer?

Your Pals,
The Grey Aliens

bOing · Post by **bOing** » Tue May 06, 2008 8:43 am

Matcher wrote:Alien Love Secrets- I like this one http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fxpaQb_wk74

This is definitely way cooler than "Little Green Men" from his Flexible album.

Matcher · Post by **Matcher** » Tue May 06, 2008 8:52 am

bOing wrote:
Matcher wrote:Alien Love Secrets- I like this one http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fxpaQb_wk74
This is definitely way cooler than "Little Green Men" from his Flexible album.

Haha..true, though I like the lyrics

The album is actually Flex-Able, to get that one correct.

twistedtom · Post by **twistedtom** » Tue May 06, 2008 9:06 am

Well it all depends upon your taste. Ale can be very good as can be beer they are close as you ale-ins know.
Try some Sam Adams ale. Up here in the great white north we have Pyramid ale, it is ever so yummy.
For you aliens who landed down under I do not know what to say.
Pizza and beer go good together.
There are other fine things that go well with beer or ale.

monkey man · Post by **monkey man** » Tue May 06, 2008 9:09 am

The Grey Aliens wrote:
Sydney Australia, The Monkey Man, Leader of Earth wrote:You'll have to write that in MonkeySandScript Hieroglyphics™ v1.1, available as a language system component update for MonkeyOS™ 1.1 from www.monkeyOS.com.
Hello Leader of Earth,
We were told by the Man of Steele that we cannot post ads on here. But you are the Leader of Earth so we will follow you.

Your Pals,
The Grey Aliens

A wise move indeed, my pasty little friends.