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Shooshie wrote:
Spikey Horse wrote:
madboy wrote::arrow:
+1
Rolling on the floor laughing. Now THAT'S funny!

(∞+1)/0

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monkey man wrote:The concept of infinity intrigues me.

For starters, I propose that the entire universe is composed of grains (pixels, if you will).

Interestingly, I've heard it said that the time it takes for light to pass through the eye lens and hit the retina.

One of these might fail to serve any useful purpose.

So, in keeping on topic, I propose that the entire universe is composed of poo stuck together by string theory - just like this thread. :?
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Poo theory! Brilliant!! :D
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Phil O wrote:Poo theory! Brilliant!! :D
One must do what one must do Phil....
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One must Poo what one must do?????


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Phil O wrote:Poo theory! Brilliant!! :D
It is the theory of the Stinkularity.
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...you are all post count whores!
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The One does not have those double posts.
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madboy wrote: One more edit my "Slammin' Simian"? :D
I love it when you plague-ear-eyes my para-laughs, Gary. :lol:
madboy wrote:
Phil O wrote:Poo theory! Brilliant!! :D
One must do what one must do Phil....
LOL!
kassonica wrote:One must Poo what one must do?????
Yup. Doo-doo = poo-poo in Jungleville. :D
kassonica wrote:Dark matter makes up most of the universe it seems.
Well, at least it does where I've been. :lol:
billf wrote:
Phil O wrote:Poo theory! Brilliant!! :D
It is the theory of the Stinkularity.
As always, Billy, you are correct.

The fact that there is a plethora of good books out there recounting the story of how I single-handedly revolutionised modern science, negated the need for me to mention my most revered of theories.

Call me modest, if you like. :oops:
RCory wrote:...you are all post count whores!
Yup, whores that came after the count.
Hang on... who're you callin' "count", RC? :lol:

Besides, I stack my quote-filled posts up like a fence maker - only solid poo... er... posts will poo... er... doo... I mean, do. :oops:
jarok wrote:The One does not have those double posts.
Very astute observation, Jari.

I still reckon you're the one... for me! :lol:

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Ahh, but we still haven't nailed down the elusive unified poo theory, where all is one with the poo. Yuk!

Fling theory?? :shock:
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Dang. :shock:

I'll have to reacquaint myself with my early work, Phil, and pick it apart... strand by strand.
I sure hope it's dried out by now; this could be messy. :?

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billf wrote:
Phil O wrote:Poo theory! Brilliant!! :D
It is the theory of the Stinkularity.
Sounds like you're One of Ray Kurzwiels (sp?) pooponents.
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A long time ago in a land far far away the Poo force was split between the dark poo and the light poo. Do not let the dark poo take you away.
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twistedtom wrote:A long time ago in a land far far away the Poo force was split between the dark poo and the light poo. Do not let the dark poo take you away.
Obe Wan Poo Nobee?

Luke Poowalkers'?....I just can't do it.....
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madboy wrote:
billf wrote:
It is the theory of the Stinkularity.
Sounds like you're One of Ray Kurzwiels (sp?) pooponents.
I have a Kurzweil K2000, does that count? :?:
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billf wrote:
madboy wrote:
billf wrote:
It is the theory of the Stinkularity.
Sounds like you're One of Ray Kurzwiels (sp?) pooponents.
I have a Kurzweil K2000, does that count? :?:
K2000, the One with the black and white keys?

If so, yes!

Ray Kurzweil also wrote the book "The Age of Spiritual Machines".

He's also Bill Gates favorite Futurist....

Ray also moonlights as Monk's prime negotiator regarding "The Saga of Monkey Man, An Ongoing Corporate Struggle" book (with instructions and lots of pictures) that Monk's is trying to write in the Cayman Islands.
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