Frodo wrote:Hey PJ-- you've met Nicky, I see! LOL....
Appears you two are having a great time. Unfortunately, I can't understand a word either of you! are saying!
London and Sydney are hard enough for me-- but Liverpool and Melbourne?

OK, for your benefit, RAMbro'...
The Funky Monkey wrote:Whether it's about the cricket, the football world cup result, the swimming, the tennis, Olympic and Commonwealth Games medal tallies, the rugby (both codes) or tiddlywinks, you'll get over it.
The Aussies whip the poms at everything.
This is just the way it is, should be, and always will be.
It's a whole lot of fun, and Aussies and poms alike partake in a trans-continental banter of sorts.
We Aussies do it with the kiwis (New Zoolanders) too.
We all love each other though.
The Funky Monkey wrote:Don't stain yer brains, mate; she's apples.
The first phraze is a monkey original in the Aussie vernacular, composed especially for our "new" guest/friend, the Papal one.
It means,"Don't burst a blood vessel".
"She's apples" simply means everything is/will be OK.
http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/she's_apples
We also say, "She'll be 'right" (alright), "She's bonza" and "No wuckin' forries".
The Crazed Apester wrote:You just gotta keep your pork pies on the fries, yer nanger.
Pork pies = eyes. Fries = the subject at hand/the ball.
You see, I'm telling Paul not to freak out, as everything will be OK.
He's just got to keep his eye/s on the ball.
A nanger is a bludger; I'll address this word in a moment.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/author.php?author=Nanger
The socially inept Apester wrote:Anyway, bludger, it's like I was tellin' ya; don't get yer knickers in a knot.
OK, so this is a little below the belt: A bludger is a blood sucker, a sponge, a welfare recipient with no ambitions beyond his current status.
We call 'em dole-bludgers.
I felt apprehensive using this term, but had confidence in Paul's ability to absorb it (get it? Sponge?).
Second phrase: Don't stain yer brains.
The over-enthusiastic Apester wrote:Keep yer hair on, and 'ave another pot on the house.
Keep your hair on. Self explanatory, really.
A pot on the house isn't a rain-collection bucket.

A pot is a glass of beer, and this one's on the house.
Free beer! Yay!
The now becoming way too confident Apester wrote:Fair dinkum, you poms are a bunch o' pussies.
Fair dinkum in this case means "it'd be fair to say".
http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/fair_dinkum
A pom is a lily-white landlubber from the UK.
That'd be the lot of 'em, our beloved forebears.
"A bunch of pussies" is, well, a bunch of 'em.
There ya go, Fwoggy; you teach me about things that matter, and I'll inform you of the most insignificant drivel I can dig up.

If ya wanna drivel 'Strain-style here's lesson one:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Australian ... vocabulary
Hope this helps polish your 'Strain, mate.
Nicky