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Ha! I'll start because I saw this over at Gearspace and had to share it. Very few people will appreciate this, but I known some here might. Even if it's nerdy....

Ha!

An oldie but a goody and a fave of mine:

What's the difference between a rock and a jazz guitarist?
The rock guitarist plays 3 chords to 20 000 people and the jazz guy plays 20 000 chords to 3 people.

...and along those same lines...

monkey man wrote: ↑Sat Feb 08, 2025 6:23 pm Ha!

An oldie but a goody and a fave of mine:

What's the difference between a rock and a jazz guitarist?
The rock guitarist plays 3 chords to 20 000 people and the jazz guy plays 20 000 chords to 3 people.

Two musicians walk into a bar and have a drink, then the second bar, third, fourth...and repeat...



...just for good measure.

Phil O wrote: ↑Sun Feb 09, 2025 5:27 am Two musicians walk into a bar and have a drink, then the second bar, third, fourth...and repeat...



...just for good measure.

Phil, I heard they were sharp dressers who were feeling flat. When they gave it a rest and resolved to use common cents, they found harmony.

…. All the money I’ve wasted on adaptors.

Hours of fun with Notebook LM and the DP11 Manual audio overview. Is this supposed to be Leo Laporte?

https://drive.google.com/file/d/1n-vazV ... sp=sharing

Here are a few...

Hear about the banjo player who was so bad that the accordion player noticed?

Difference between a banjo and a trampoline?

-- you take off your shoes to jump on a trampoline.

My buddy left his accordion in the back seat of his car overnight. In the morning, his car window was smashed and he was shocked to discover a second accordion in his back seat.

I vaguely recall one someone told me in the 90s (you’ll understand why):

What’s the definition of an optimist? A trombonist with a pager.