anyone?

bOing · Post by **bOing** » Sat Jun 07, 2008 8:56 am

kassonica wrote:Do two ones make a right

No, but two rights make a one.

monkey man · Post by **monkey man** » Sun Jun 08, 2008 6:24 am

kassonica wrote:Do two ones make a right

I think that's a "wight", Mark.

Seems about wight to me.

kassonica · Post by **kassonica** » Sun Jun 08, 2008 6:31 am

monkey man wrote:
kassonica wrote:Do two ones make a right
I think that's a "wight", Mark.

Seems about wight to me.

jarok · Post by **jarok** » Sun Jun 08, 2008 6:46 am

All right!
Is the one still around here?

kassonica · Post by **kassonica** » Sun Jun 08, 2008 7:11 am

jarok wrote:All right!
Is the one still around here?

The one so they tell me is one it's way. One road and path to here.

bOing · Post by **bOing** » Sun Jun 08, 2008 10:08 am

It would be a good time to open an outdoor concession stand or maybe a toilet for those of us who have been on this path to the one for many, many pages and have an urge to purge a few unused vowels.

As long as we keep the 'o' and the 'e' in play, we should be okay for the rest of the way. Hmmm. Aren't those meditation vowels? Perhaps this is a shortcut, a new portal to the oneness tent? I'd maybe sing that first one if I didn't have to clench so tightly from the need for a oney...

monkey man · Post by **monkey man** » Sun Jun 08, 2008 12:45 pm

Mediation vowels?

If you experience a conflict between the one and the two when you're on that outdoor loo, just employ the mediation vowels, eh?

bOing · Post by **bOing** » Sun Jun 08, 2008 3:09 pm

monkey man wrote:Mediation vowels?

If you experience a conflict between the one and the two when you're on that outdoor loo, just employ the mediation vowels, eh?

Those headphones must be piped into the genius of the one. You caught my faux pas and even managed to wrestle it face down into the warm, steamy bowels of toilet humor. A grand achievement.

I was trying to say 'meditation' but my fingers didn't know what my mind was doing. Pays to have a get-together of disparate body parts every once in a while.

monkey man · Post by **monkey man** » Mon Jun 09, 2008 4:43 am

Agreed bOing. Oneness demands cohesion, or at least cooperation.

bOing · Post by **bOing** » Mon Jun 09, 2008 11:56 am

monkey man wrote:Agreed bOing. Oneness demands cohesion, or at least cooperation.

Fibre is one good option for cohesion problems.

monkey man · Post by **monkey man** » Mon Jun 09, 2008 12:22 pm

There's one other critical one two... I mean, too - one could drink less fluid, if only temporarily.

jarok · Post by **jarok** » Mon Jun 09, 2008 1:31 pm

The fluid can cause damage for the cohesion of anyone drinking it too much at once.

bOing · Post by **bOing** » Mon Jun 09, 2008 2:06 pm

jarok wrote:The fluid can cause damage for the cohesion of anyone drinking it too much at once.

I use this one for my cat's twos. [she's got some "issues"]

(edit: just noticed you were talking more Schnapps than H20.)

billf · Post by **billf** » Tue Jun 10, 2008 12:13 am

Is there anyone who has read all 54 pages of this thread? If you have, you deserve at least one medal of honor.

kassonica · Post by **kassonica** » Tue Jun 10, 2008 1:45 am

Some ONE has