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Posted: Thu Jul 10, 2008 11:59 am
by Bill O'C
That's scary.
And, a little scary how you came up with that.
Posted: Thu Jul 10, 2008 12:22 pm
by Bill O'C
monkey man wrote:Let there be no bone of contention here, Bones: Dead doctors don't lie - just ask Joel Wallach :
http://www.wallachonline.com/
At this point, I've no bone to pick with you.
O.K., just to be sure, I will make no more use of irony, or anything that may be subject to misinterpretation. The last thing I want to do is to inadvertently rub somebody the wrong way or hurt their feelings.
That old Face on Mars?:lol: Right, and I suppose it's also got a rear end with monkeys flying...
Sorry. Only kidding. Really. (If I leave again, this time he won't bring me back
)
Posted: Thu Jul 10, 2008 12:48 pm
by monkey man
Careful Bill, lest
James boot
you into the ether this time.
Booting one's self always hurts less, IMHO, especially if you've a shoe horn.
Posted: Thu Jul 10, 2008 4:28 pm
by Bill O'C
O.K., Nicky, I'll put a brick wall limiter on it at about -8dB. (Well maybe a soft-knee limiter
).
Posted: Thu Jul 10, 2008 11:30 pm
by madboy
Robbie_2327 wrote:madboy wrote:
madboy wrote:I have a dead chevy pick-up in front of my weed saturated double wide and my sixteen year-old girlfriend is pregnant with twins, how much is my truck worth?
Robbie_2327 wrote:Before I give you the value of your truck I have 2 questions..
Ok...
Robbie_2327 wrote:1. Does it have a gun rack?
No, but I could get one.
Robbie_2327 wrote:2. How many other kids does your girlfriend have?
Dead or alive?
One was killed washing the tracks on the M1A Abrams...
One was captured while running drugs and guns to Central America.
Some mean guys made her their hostage...
We decided not to pay the ransom, as if we had the money...
The rebels shot her.
We got a nice picture of the hole/grave site from the mean guys.
The other three are showing signs of life...
Thanks for your interest...
Hope this helps...
Looking forward to your reply...
Your Pal...
da madboy
Okay, sooo... about that Chevy...
The current NADA book value for that truck in its present condition is $175
Now there might be a few adds depending upon the options that its equip'd wit...
If engine block is still in tact (and still under the hood) add $375, if engine is in bed of truck only add $65, if engine is still in your bathtub then there is no add
Window mounted gun rack add $75 (if you built the gun rack than don't add for that)
Roof mounted gun rack add $125 (again, same here on manufacturing option)
Add $40 for each tire and rim still attached to appropriate locations of truck
Add $25 for each factory installed seat belt that is still functioning
Add $225 for roof mounted Hella lights (must be functioning)
Okay this can be a tricky one. There's a $50 deduction for each rust hole in the body that is large enough to fit your fist through, however each hole would be a $35 add if it is large enough to fit a bowling ball (regulation bowling balls only (duck pin bowling balls are excluded))
As far as your girlfriend goes....
She sounds hot, can you send me a picture? She still dates right?
Oh, I almost forgot, are any of her kids also your grandkids?
I hope this information was useful
Thanks...
I'll need to find someone who can add past 4, but it looks good.
Better than I thought!
Yes she does...
Yes she does...
Yes they are...
Yes it was...
Your Pal
Ball Slapper
Posted: Fri Jul 11, 2008 6:10 am
by Phil O
Wait. I sense a topic forming here.
Tuna fish! Tuna fish!!
Posted: Fri Jul 11, 2008 6:27 am
by monkey man
Geoff (Chamelion) had a great story about tuna that he once shared with us.
Apparently Phil Emmanuel (a well-known guitarist here in Oz), when he asked if anyone had a tuner during a session, was treated to Geoff's leaving the room and returning with a whopping great tuna he'd recently caught and his dumping it on the floor in front of him.
It must've been one of the funniest moments in Australian studio history, IMHO.
Posted: Fri Jul 11, 2008 6:37 am
by monkey man
[Kirk to McCoy]
"Bones, you're a bone-head; if the issue was a bone of contention between us, I'd make no bones about having a bone to pick with you, even if it were bone-dry."
Bone-us, eh?
Posted: Fri Jul 11, 2008 7:21 am
by Bill O'C
monkey man wrote:[Kirk to McCoy]
"Bones, you're a bone-head; if the issue was a bone of contention between us, I'd make no bones about having a bone to pick with you, even if it were bone-dry."
Bone-us, eh?
I need to bone up on it.
Posted: Fri Jul 11, 2008 8:56 am
by twistedtom
Posted: Fri Jul 11, 2008 10:28 am
by Resonant Alien
Tuna fish? I didn't know fish had strings....
Posted: Fri Jul 11, 2008 10:28 am
by Resonant Alien
Hey - 6 more posts and I'll cross the 1500 threshold!!! Yippee!
Posted: Fri Jul 11, 2008 10:29 am
by Resonant Alien
5....
Posted: Fri Jul 11, 2008 10:29 am
by Resonant Alien
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Posted: Fri Jul 11, 2008 10:30 am
by Resonant Alien
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