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Looks like monkey fingers not a pick, but yea he's ON the bridge.

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That's a reedy... I mean, weedy thing to do, RC.

Tomrabbit wrote:thanks MM, your left handed monkey is still killing me.

Sorry. I was told he was a pacifist, and thought that meant he was into the Pacific ocean.
I need a new simian/human dictionary.

Bill O'C wrote:Yeah, and he likes that sharp attack sound--he's picking right over the bridge.

And fitting it is too, IMHO, that he grew up busking on a freeway bridge.

monkey man wrote: And fitting it is too, IMHO, that he grew up busking on a freeway bridge.

That was a good one.

madboy wrote:

twistedtom wrote:Q; How does a red neck double the value of his car?
A; He fills the tank.

I have a dead chevy pick-up in front of my weed saturated double wide and my sixteen year-old girlfriend is pregnant with twins, how much is my truck worth?

Before I give you the value of your truck I have 2 questions..

1. Does it have a gun rack?

2. How many other kids does your girlfriend have?

I will not participate in this blatant redneck bashing.

Bill O'C wrote:I will not participate in this blatant redneck bashing.

Bashing??? What are you talking about? I was really going to appraise his truck for him

I run the finance department at a large RV dealer (oh no, I've let my day job out of the bag) and I wouldn't have a job if it weren't for those folks

Robbie_2327 wrote:

Bill O'C wrote:I will not participate in this blatant redneck bashing.

Sorry, Robbie, I don't know what got into me.

"Well, I came upon a child of God, he was RV-ing down the road..."

Bill O'C wrote:I will not participate in this blatant redneck bashing.

Hi Bill O'C...What does "bashing" mean?
We have Destruction Derby on Thursday nights...
We drink and crash cars...
It's kind'a a warm-up for Friday and Saturday night at the bars..
Is that what you mean?

madboy wrote:I have a dead chevy pick-up in front of my weed saturated double wide and my sixteen year-old girlfriend is pregnant with twins, how much is my truck worth?

Robbie_2327 wrote:Before I give you the value of your truck I have 2 questions..

Ok...

Robbie_2327 wrote:1. Does it have a gun rack?

No, but I could get one.

Robbie_2327 wrote:2. How many other kids does your girlfriend have?

Dead or alive?

One was killed washing the tracks on the M1A Abrams...

One was captured while running drugs and guns to Central America.
Some mean guys made her their hostage...
We decided not to pay the ransom, as if we had the money...
The rebels shot her.
We got a nice picture of the hole/grave site from the mean guys.

The other three are showing signs of life...

Thanks for your interest...
Hope this helps...
Looking forward to your reply...
Your Pal...

da madboy

Got to go drink some beer an shoot some road signs now see ya all later.

twistedtom wrote:Got to go drink some beer an shoot some road signs now see ya all later.

Can I come ?

madboy wrote:

Bill O'C wrote:I will not participate in this blatant redneck bashing.

Hi Bill O'C...What does "bashing" mean?
We have Destruction Derby on Thursday nights...
We drink and crash cars...
It's kind'a a warm-up for Friday and Saturday night at the bars..
Is that what you mean?

If the rednecks are *being* bashed, yes, close enough--although typically it would be more of a verbal bashing.

If the rednecks are out on the town (or the farm) *doing* the bashing--yeah, your description still works.

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