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Posted: Sat Jul 05, 2008 9:31 am
by monkey man
Butternut peas.

Posted: Sat Jul 05, 2008 8:37 pm
by madboy
Phil O wrote: I'm getting a little sick of having to be politically correct. This is a perfect example of someone being so wrapped up in the WORD, that they forgot to consider its CONTEXT.Phil
monkey man wrote:Hear, hear, Phil! :lol:You should be the anti PC spokesman... er... person. :lol:
I don't think I'll recover from this one Nicky...
jgest wrote:
Robbie_2327 wrote:Actually I believe Bat pooh, or guano as I think it is called is poisonous
So are mouse droppings. Never sweep or vacuum a dusty cabin, always wipe clean with a bleach/water mixture to kill the pathogenic micro organisms that can inhabit the mouse droppings and make you quite quite sick. 8)
monkey man wrote:Young folk in Queensland have been getting off on licking cane toads' backs.
Hallucinogenic, apparently. Some have died; there was a caution issued this week.
How many toads have croaked so far?
Were the dead ones holding, or close to a picture of Timothy Leary?

That's an urban myth that's been around for a long time Prehensile Poster.
Not supposed to work.
I believe it was originally an off-shoot of kissing a frog to reveal a prince in hiding.
The Amphibian Drag-Queen concept, not close enough except for the ones that are, or were.
You have an option Pooster, consult the directions before assembling.
Please assemble peacefuly.
Some "Toadies" required.
Queensland has so many venomous and toxic creatures that the deaths aren't surprising, except to the toads or Toadies...

Posted: Sun Jul 06, 2008 5:32 am
by monkey man
madboy wrote:That's an urban myth that's been around for a long time Prehensile Poster.
Not supposed to work.
Prehensile Poster? :lol:
You mean, Prehensile Pooster, don't you? :lol:
madboy wrote:I believe it was originally an off-shoot of kissing a frog to reveal a prince in hiding.
Prince has been in hiding?
Doh! So that's where he's been the last 15 years. :lol:
madboy wrote:You have an option Pooster
Pooster! That's the one. :lol:
madboy wrote:Queensland has so many venomous and toxic creatures that the deaths aren't surprising, except to the toads or Toadies...
You're probably right on that one.

Posted: Sun Jul 06, 2008 8:11 am
by Phil O
I got a flat tire today. That sucked.

Posted: Sun Jul 06, 2008 8:30 am
by kassonica
Phil O wrote:I got a flat tire today. That sucked.
AS much as the price of petrol :evil:

Posted: Sun Jul 06, 2008 9:25 am
by monkey man
Hey Phil, just think of the savings you made by not driving the car for the duration of the "flat time".
Must've been at least $100, thus offsetting the expense of a new spare tyre. :lol:

Posted: Sun Jul 06, 2008 11:50 pm
by twistedtom
Q; How does a red neck double the value of his car?

A; He fills the tank.

Posted: Mon Jul 07, 2008 1:04 am
by kassonica
twistedtom wrote:Q; How does a red neck double the value of his car?

A; He fills the tank.
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Posted: Mon Jul 07, 2008 6:27 am
by kassonica
Tis a little quiet on the 'nation' 2day MMmmmm I wonder if some 'cornies' have been getting the package of goodness AKA (DP 6) in the mail.

Posted: Mon Jul 07, 2008 6:43 am
by Phil O
kassonica wrote:Tis a little quiet on the 'nation' 2day MMmmmm I wonder if some 'cornies' have been getting the package of goodness AKA (DP 6) in the mail.
Haven't ordered mine yet. I'm neck deep in work right now ('tis a good thing though). I just have to sit on the sidelines for a while and watch as others open their packages. :cry:

Phil

Posted: Mon Jul 07, 2008 8:58 am
by Tomrabbit
You've probably seen this before but waiting for DP6 has reduced me to wondering about things like this.

When you look at this picture close up, you see Albert Einstein,   but if you stand about fifteen feet away, the picture will become Marilyn Monroe. 
 

Image

No e-mail notification yet....I want 6!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted: Mon Jul 07, 2008 10:43 am
by monkey man
Thank you for that, Tom; I've always loved "optical illusions". :D

Posted: Mon Jul 07, 2008 11:40 am
by madboy
madboy wrote:That's an urban myth that's been around for a long time Prehensile Poster.
Not supposed to work.
monkey man wrote:Prehensile Poster? :lol:You mean, Prehensile Pooster, don't you? :lol:
No...
madboy wrote:You have an option Pooster
monkey man wrote:Pooster! That's the one. :lol:
That's one for the Caustic-Gipper...
madboy wrote:Queensland has so many venomous and toxic creatures that the deaths aren't surprising, except to the toads or Toadies...
monkey man wrote:You're probably right on that
one.
Had an insight on that, some of us correspond regularly...
Phil O wrote:I got a flat tire today. That sucked.
Where do I sign up for the sucking tire?
twistedtom wrote:Q; How does a red neck double the value of his car?
A; He fills the tank.
I have a dead chevy pick-up in front of my weed saturated double wide and my sixteen year-old girlfriend is pregnant with twins, how much is my truck worth?

I have the M1A Abrams parked where you can't see it from the road.
Touched off the smooth-bore for the 4th...
The cop will be in phsych for awhile, the police cruiser is a total loss.
God I love that tank...
It sounds like victory.
Phil O wrote:I got a flat tire today. That sucked.
Where do I sign up for the sucking tire?
Tomrabbit wrote:if you stand about fifteen feet away, the picture will become Marilyn Monroe.
Image
A picture of Marilyn is better than any version of DP....

Posted: Mon Jul 07, 2008 5:03 pm
by Tomrabbit
thanks MM, your left handed monkey is still killing me. :D

Posted: Mon Jul 07, 2008 5:09 pm
by Bill O'C
Yeah, and he likes that sharp attack sound--he's picking right over the bridge.