anyone?

twistedtom · Post by **twistedtom** » Wed Apr 09, 2008 10:23 am

I have been doing the 12 step program for ONE but I can not get past the first step, step #ONE. So I am back posting on this topic, I am so weak.

jarok · Post by **jarok** » Wed Apr 09, 2008 10:26 am

twistedtom wrote:I have been doing the 12 step program for ONE but I can not get past the first step, step #ONE. So I am back posting on this topic, I am so weak.

It usually takes at least one week for anyone to get over that weakness.

Matcher · Post by **Matcher** » Wed Apr 09, 2008 11:42 am

And even if you could break away from the one, go for a holiday, start thinking more about other numbers etc, all that it takes is one tiny slip and bam, you're back to square one again.

twistedtom · Post by **twistedtom** » Wed Apr 09, 2008 1:02 pm

Matcher wrote:And even if you could break away from the one, go for a holiday, start thinking more about other numbers etc, all that it takes is one tiny slip and bam, you're back to square one again.

I can not even have just one "ONE" opps I slipped one more time, I am so ashamed of myself.

kassonica · Post by **kassonica** » Wed Apr 09, 2008 5:36 pm

One one has won them all

bOing · Post by **bOing** » Thu Apr 10, 2008 8:36 am

twistedtom wrote:I have been doing the 12 step program for ONE but I can not get past the first step, step #ONE. So I am back posting on this topic, I am so weak.

This is not a shame thread - this is a place to exhalt the virtues of all who dare to wander from convention and arrive here to wonder at the oneness of all things.

[btw. the "two path" has been closed since early spring due to falling rocks]

twistedtom · Post by **twistedtom** » Thu Apr 10, 2008 10:22 am

bOing wrote:
twistedtom wrote:I have been doing the 12 step program for ONE but I can not get past the first step, step #ONE. So I am back posting on this topic, I am so weak.
This is not a shame thread - this is a place to exhalt the virtues of all who dare to wander from convention and arrive here to wonder at the oneness of all things.

[btw. the "two path" has been closed since early spring due to falling rocks]

So I am not numerically challenged but on the path to becoming one.
I feel better now.

bOing · Post by **bOing** » Thu Apr 10, 2008 10:34 am

twistedtom wrote:
bOing wrote:
twistedtom wrote:I have been doing the 12 step program for ONE but I can not get past the first step, step #ONE. So I am back posting on this topic, I am so weak.
This is not a shame thread - this is a place to exhalt the virtues of all who dare to wander from convention and arrive here to wonder at the oneness of all things.
So I am not numerically challenged but on the path to becoming one.
I feel better now.

You are becoming aware of your non-twoness.
[Buddhist gong chimes in background]

bOing · Post by **bOing** » Thu Apr 10, 2008 10:41 am

All is well, yet I, myself, am troubled this day.

On the one hand I say "Hey Jude, Let It Be" while on the other I ask "where is my one copy of DP6, promised to me in Q1?"

There are many questions in the universe. Now there is another.

[[[[[[[[[[ gong ]]]]]]]]]]]]]

Spikey Horse · Post by **Spikey Horse** » Thu Apr 10, 2008 11:00 am

bOing wrote:All is well, yet I, myself, am troubled this day.

On the one hand I say "Hey Jude, Let It Be" while on the other I ask "where is my one copy of DP6, promised to me in Q1?"

There are many questions in the universe. Now there is another.

[[[[[[[[[[ gong ]]]]]]]]]]]]]

Don't be troubled bOing

we can only deal with the present

we must take things

one step at a time.

{{{{ ting }}}}}

bOing · Post by **bOing** » Thu Apr 10, 2008 11:06 am

Spikey Horse wrote:
bOing wrote:All is well, yet I, myself, am troubled this day.
On the one hand I say "Hey Jude, Let It Be" while on the other I ask "where is my one copy of DP6, promised to me in Q1?"
There are many questions in the universe. Now there is another.
[[[[[[[[[[ gong ]]]]]]]]]]]]]
Don't be troubled bOing
we can only deal with the present
we must take things
one step at a time.

{{{{ ting }}}}}

[sniff] I feel better now. I feel at...

{{{{{{{{{{{ ONE }}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}

billf · Post by **billf** » Thu Apr 10, 2008 12:38 pm

bOing wrote:
Spikey Horse wrote:
bOing wrote:All is well, yet I, myself, am troubled this day.
On the one hand I say "Hey Jude, Let It Be" while on the other I ask "where is my one copy of DP6, promised to me in Q1?"
There are many questions in the universe. Now there is another.
[[[[[[[[[[ gong ]]]]]]]]]]]]]
Don't be troubled bOing
we can only deal with the present
we must take things
one step at a time.

{{{{ ting }}}}}
[sniff] I feel better now. I feel at...

{{{{{{{{{{{ ONE }}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}

There is a legend about a great sage, perhaps the greatest sage of all time, who was called by his contemporaries Sir Three Dog Night. Sir Three Dog Night is rumored to have uttered the immortal line:

One is the loneliest number that you'll ever do

bOing · Post by **bOing** » Thu Apr 10, 2008 4:59 pm

billf wrote:There is a legend about a great sage, perhaps the greatest sage of all time, who was called by his contemporaries Sir Three Dog Night. Sir Three Dog Night is rumored to have uttered the immortal line:

One is the loneliest number that you'll ever do

That was the time when "number" also meant a joint.

{{{{{{{pfffffffffffffffut}}}}}}}}}} (one for the road)

billf · Post by **billf** » Thu Apr 10, 2008 5:08 pm

bOing wrote:
billf wrote:There is a legend about a great sage, perhaps the greatest sage of all time, who was called by his contemporaries Sir Three Dog Night. Sir Three Dog Night is rumored to have uttered the immortal line:

One is the loneliest number that you'll ever do
That was the time when "number" also meant a joint.

{{{{{{{pfffffffffffffffut}}}}}}}}}} (one for the road)

One toke over the line sweet jesus, one toke over the line.

bOing · Post by **bOing** » Thu Apr 10, 2008 5:14 pm

billf wrote:One toke over the line sweet jesus, one toke over the line.

Seems there's a anecdotal relationship between "one" and weed. It's just an anomoly, I'm sure.