The Longest, Most Inconsistently-Off-Topic Thread in History

Robbie_2327 · Post by **Robbie_2327** » Fri Jun 27, 2008 9:39 pm

Resonant Alien wrote:
twistedtom wrote:Why is hamburger made from cows and not pigs?
Actually, I thought a hamburger was someone who lived in Hamburg, Germany

There's a little town about 45 minutes from where I live in upstate New York called Coxsackie. What are the people who live there called?

Robbie_2327 · Post by **Robbie_2327** » Fri Jun 27, 2008 9:40 pm

Resonant Alien wrote:
twistedtom wrote:
Resonant Alien wrote:Are Lima Beans really from Lima, Peru?
If olive oil is made from olives
if corn oil is made from corn
if peanut oil is made from peanuts
what is baby oil made from?
If Petroleum Jelly is really jelly, then can you eat it on toast?

I prefer KY

giggity giggity goo!

madboy · Post by **madboy** » Fri Jun 27, 2008 9:43 pm

Resonant Alien wrote:Are these really from Vienna, Austria???

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No, Vienna Virginia...
With a shelf-life of 76 years they're stored there to supply Langley Air Force base with Stool-Pigeon food.
No explination required...
See Hot-dog explantion below

twistedtom wrote:Why is hamburger made from cows and not pigs?

Cows are easier to catch...

Resonant Alien wrote:Actually, I thought a hamburger was someone who lived in Hamburg, Germany

Nope...

twistedtom wrote: What about hot dogs?

They're easier to catch than cows...

twistedtom wrote:If you eat a hot dog cold, would you still call it a hot dog?

Your body temperature has no bearing on the noun Hot-dog...

twistedtom wrote:Let's just be real

Doesn't work in our society...

Tomrabbit wrote:Where do they grow corn dogs?

In a puppy mill in Iowa.
They mill pigs for hot-dogs there too...
a little off the head = better combustion.

Robbie_2327 wrote:There's a little town about 45 minutes from where I live in upstate New York called Coxsackie. What are the people who live there called?

Citizens...

monkey man · Post by **monkey man** » Sat Jun 28, 2008 3:26 am

There's a good boy, Gary.

My, you have been good lately; I'm impressed.

kassonica · Post by **kassonica** » Sat Jun 28, 2008 3:34 am

monkey man wrote:There's a good boy, Gary.

My, you have been good lately; I'm impressed.

Don't encourage him Nicky

madboy · Post by **madboy** » Sun Jun 29, 2008 4:06 pm

monkey man wrote:There's a good boy, Gary.
My, you have been good lately; I'm impressed.

Oh really...

monkey man · Post by **monkey man** » Mon Jun 30, 2008 2:04 am

Yeah, I know, nobody cares whether a monkey's impressed or not.

I am though, dammit!

Bill O'C · Post by **Bill O'C** » Mon Jun 30, 2008 2:04 pm

monkey man wrote:Yeah, I know, nobody cares whether a monkey's impressed or not.

I am though, dammit!

I care.

In fact I once heard a monkey tell his boss that he was the best damn hurdy gurdy man on the planet.

I was impressed (and, yes, the man "was singing songs of love.")

twistedtom · Post by **twistedtom** » Mon Jun 30, 2008 2:27 pm

Hi Bill way to go Red Sox way to go Celtics!

I just met a lady named Dynamo Hum, can’t tell where she’s coming from.

Bill O'C · Post by **Bill O'C** » Mon Jun 30, 2008 4:21 pm

twistedtom wrote:Hi Bill way to go Red Sox way to go Celtics!

I just met a lady named Dynamo Hum, can’t tell where she’s coming from.

A man with wicked impeccable taste.

Not much more to quote from that song in a PG-rated forum. So I'll go on to: "I might be movin' to Montana soon, just to raise me up a crop of dental floss..."

YouTube · Post by **James Steele** » Mon Jun 30, 2008 6:15 pm

"... gonna be a dental floss tycoon..." is the lyric I think, right?

Tomrabbit · Post by **Tomrabbit** » Mon Jun 30, 2008 6:21 pm

Monkey Man, nice July Avatar! But sorry to see things have gotten so bad for you down under.

But it does look like you have some money in the hat so I can't knock it.

......... just me and the Pygmy Pony, over by the dental floss bush. FZ

Tomrabbit · Post by **Tomrabbit** » Mon Jun 30, 2008 6:24 pm

Hey James, how goes it?

Is there no one in the States who can do your Marshall re-mods for you? Just wondering. Shipping is $$$.

I used to have some great amp techs years ago, but.....

YouTube · Post by **James Steele** » Mon Jun 30, 2008 6:32 pm

Tomrabbit wrote:Hey James, how goes it?

Is there no one in the States who can do your Marshall re-mods for you? Just wondering. Shipping is $$$.

I used to have some great amp techs years ago, but.....

Not sure what you mean? My Marshall heads both sound great! I was joking in another thread about doing the "Nigel Tufnel" mod. (Nigel Tufnel was the guitarst for Spinyl Tap that had his knobs "go to 11."

Tomrabbit · Post by **Tomrabbit** » Mon Jun 30, 2008 6:52 pm

ha! It was late the night I read your post, silly me.