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Re: monkey brain soup......
Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2008 5:52 am
by Robbie_2327
Resonant Alien wrote:Sorry MM.....but you did ask for the most OT thread ever, so here goes.....(it's amazing what you can find on Google!!)
Monkey Brain Soup Recipe:
* Take one (1) living monkey. The recipe does not work without the kicking and the screaming and the biting. Just eating monkey brain stew is not particularly interesting or shocking.
* Strap beneath special table with hole in center. The monkey must be strapped beneath a table with its head poking up through a hole.
* Bop monkey on the head, scoop and serve. The diners usually deliver the fatal blow themselves with hammers, the skull is sawed off and the brains are scooped out with spoons.
Yummmmm
I'll have you know that I represent the Monkies on this site and they are not amused by this sort of tomfoolery
Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2008 6:19 am
by monkey man
Yeah, I represent that.
Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 6:46 am
by Robbie_2327
Hey, I finally got an avatar!!
All-right!
Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 6:56 am
by monkey man
Cool!
You look like a new man, Robbie.
Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 7:14 am
by Robbie_2327
Giggity, giggity, goo!
Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 8:10 am
by monkey man
Dang, you
sound like a new man too.
Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 9:36 am
by jgest
Robbie_2327 wrote:Giggity, giggity, goo!
looking mighty spiffy there pops.....
Re: monkey brain soup......
Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 10:19 am
by madboy
Resonant Alien wrote:Sorry MM.....but you did ask for the most OT thread ever, so here goes.....(it's amazing what you can find on Google!!)
Monkey Brain Soup Recipe:
* Take one (1) living monkey. The recipe does not work without the kicking and the screaming and the biting. Just eating monkey brain stew is not particularly interesting or shocking.
* Strap beneath special table with hole in center. The monkey must be strapped beneath a table with its head poking up through a hole.
* Bop monkey on the head, scoop and serve. The diners usually deliver the fatal blow themselves with hammers, the skull is sawed off and the brains are scooped out with spoons.
Yummmmm
Welcome to Viet Nam...
I still have the table with the small hole in it.
Hasn't fit any girlfriends...
One was close but she split with the hammer...
Ruined a matched set.
Robbie_2327 wrote:I'll have you know that I represent the Monkies on this site and they are not amused by this sort of tomfoolery
Leave tt out of this counselor...no ones amused by lawyers.
Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 10:21 am
by madboy
jgest wrote:looking mighty spiffy there pops.....
Hi josh
Good to se you...
da Gaz
Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 3:02 pm
by jgest
madboy wrote:jgest wrote:looking mighty spiffy there pops.....
Hi josh
Good to se you...
da Gaz
yeah like wise, in case you did not get the message in one of the last posts, toonces is live and well (after the close encouter of a third kind) living with me. Phebe dumped him as a result of the psychological issues manifested as a result of the probing and other experimentation......
Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 7:31 pm
by Tomrabbit
How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?
Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 7:48 pm
by kassonica
Tomrabbit wrote:How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?
1. one to change it and 1000's to stand around and say they could do it better
2. None guitarists would never be so uncool as to change a light bulb,
3. The one that can play at the speed of light
Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 8:32 pm
by MIDI Life Crisis
Tomrabbit wrote:How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?
That's not the question:
http://www.motunation.com/forum/viewtop ... 096#233096
Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 10:07 pm
by Robbie_2327
Tomrabbit wrote:How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?
None, EastWest has a VI that will do it for you now called 'SRV'
Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 10:13 pm
by Robbie_2327
Tomrabbit wrote:How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?
Or how about...
Two. One to change the light bulb and one to make a poor attempt of recreating how the first guy changed the light bulb and then posting it on Ultimate-Guitar.com so all the guitar players in the world can see how you sort of change a light bulb.....