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Resonant Alien wrote:Sorry MM.....but you did ask for the most OT thread ever, so here goes.....(it's amazing what you can find on Google!!)
Monkey Brain Soup Recipe:
* Take one (1) living monkey. The recipe does not work without the kicking and the screaming and the biting. Just eating monkey brain stew is not particularly interesting or shocking.
* Strap beneath special table with hole in center. The monkey must be strapped beneath a table with its head poking up through a hole.
* Bop monkey on the head, scoop and serve. The diners usually deliver the fatal blow themselves with hammers, the skull is sawed off and the brains are scooped out with spoons.
Yummmmm
I'll have you know that I represent the Monkies on this site and they are not amused by this sort of tomfoolery
Resonant Alien wrote:Sorry MM.....but you did ask for the most OT thread ever, so here goes.....(it's amazing what you can find on Google!!)
Monkey Brain Soup Recipe:
* Take one (1) living monkey. The recipe does not work without the kicking and the screaming and the biting. Just eating monkey brain stew is not particularly interesting or shocking.
* Strap beneath special table with hole in center. The monkey must be strapped beneath a table with its head poking up through a hole.
* Bop monkey on the head, scoop and serve. The diners usually deliver the fatal blow themselves with hammers, the skull is sawed off and the brains are scooped out with spoons.
Yummmmm
Welcome to Viet Nam...
I still have the table with the small hole in it.
Hasn't fit any girlfriends...
One was close but she split with the hammer...
Ruined a matched set.
Robbie_2327 wrote:I'll have you know that I represent the Monkies on this site and they are not amused by this sort of tomfoolery
Leave tt out of this counselor...no ones amused by lawyers.
Square peg, round hole. Low viscous application purist. Anarchical thread hi-jacker.
It's not important to start the chainsaw, having it in the hotel lobby is usually enough.
Square peg, round hole. Low viscous application purist. Anarchical thread hi-jacker.
It's not important to start the chainsaw, having it in the hotel lobby is usually enough.
yeah like wise, in case you did not get the message in one of the last posts, toonces is live and well (after the close encouter of a third kind) living with me. Phebe dumped him as a result of the psychological issues manifested as a result of the probing and other experimentation......
Macbook pro, 3 gigs of ram, osx 10.62, Dp 5.13, Live 8.1.2, Reason 4, Tc powercore Virus, Albino 3.02, proper ergonomic sitting posture, plenty of coffee (french press only with a pinch of cardamon added)
My dp inspired music..... http://www.myspace.com/aislingbeing" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false; http://www.myspace.com/wigginsmaroo" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false; http://www.mp3.com.au/artist.asp?id=10004" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
Tomrabbit wrote:How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?
Or how about...
Two. One to change the light bulb and one to make a poor attempt of recreating how the first guy changed the light bulb and then posting it on Ultimate-Guitar.com so all the guitar players in the world can see how you sort of change a light bulb.....
