The Longest, Most Inconsistently-Off-Topic Thread in History

Spikey Horse · Post by **Spikey Horse** » Thu Jun 19, 2008 11:24 am

'OMFG' MM you changed the thread title

I am moved

Bill OC · Post by **Bill OC** » Thu Jun 19, 2008 11:36 am

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Bill OC · Post by **Bill OC** » Thu Jun 19, 2008 5:39 pm

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twistedtom · Post by **twistedtom** » Fri Jun 20, 2008 1:04 am

I used to live on the north shore in Saugus Ma. So way to go Celtics.

twistedtom · Post by **twistedtom** » Fri Jun 20, 2008 1:06 am

I have to admit your avitar is offensive spiky: I like it.

kassonica · Post by **kassonica** » Fri Jun 20, 2008 1:39 am

twistedtom wrote:I have to admit your avitar is offensive spiky: I like it.

Yes he has moved from the low blow to the high blow rather good really.

Bill OC · Post by **Bill OC** » Fri Jun 20, 2008 6:15 am

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monkey man · Post by **monkey man** » Fri Jun 20, 2008 6:18 am

Glad you noticed, Spikey. I did say I was convinced by the fuzzy logic of the proposed arguments, or whatever they were.
I do feel the title will better reflect the proceedings in this here thread (like it somehow matters).

Anyway... Holy morphin' avatars and thread titles, Batman... DP6 is here!

Bill OC wrote:Aren't there public nuisance laws or something similar in your jurisdiction that can break this fowl-feeding fecal cycle?

I took it all the way to our local MP.
Apparently the goose isn't doing anything illegal.

I started out with the Fisheries and Wildlife department, then moved on to the Local council, finishing at said representative's office.
Too bad; I befriended the fool to the extent that I get the first Christmas card from him and his girlfriend of all our neighbours (it's a court, not a street) now.

Hey, if ya can't get rid of 'em, you've gotta love 'em.

Resonant Alien · Post by **Resonant Alien** » Fri Jun 20, 2008 7:12 am

Brad?

monkey man · Post by **monkey man** » Fri Jun 20, 2008 7:22 am

Ha! That's funny, especially coming from our legal resident alien after the loss of the grey aliens and the Santa Monica Bay mob.

davedempsey · Post by **davedempsey** » Fri Jun 20, 2008 8:13 am

I'm liking the way this thread is moving... good work everyone, that's a lot more unlike it

monkey man · Post by **monkey man** » Fri Jun 20, 2008 8:24 am

Gee, thank you Big Dave.
I didn't realise you were an ex-spurt on pumpkin soup.

You're right IMHO; the thread's going swimmingly well.
IMHO, that is.

So, seeing as you're an expert on fig jam, could you perhaps share a secret or two on haggis-making?
C'mon mate... we all love seafood around here.

Note to self: Careful; you might be over-doing the OT thing a tad.

davedempsey · Post by **davedempsey** » Fri Jun 20, 2008 9:23 am

Well I don't want to give away too much at once and certain things must remain forever secret... but the first thing you need is a kitchen. Let me know when you've got that right and I'll see if I can remember what's next.

monkey man · Post by **monkey man** » Fri Jun 20, 2008 9:38 am

OK... ketchup - check.

What's next?

davedempsey · Post by **davedempsey** » Fri Jun 20, 2008 9:45 am

I can't remember exactly what's next but before we do you'll need some fairly hot water and some towels to clean up all the ketchup... oh yeah, don't try a squeeze it back into the bottle 'coz it just won't work.