And this...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dHV8Wzldlck
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OK Phil... How many engineers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Phil O wrote:Musician joke:
Who shall we pick on today? Let's see, Shoosie's been here recently. Sorry Shoosh, you're up.
What's the definition of a minor second?
Two sax players reading off the same chart.
Shooshie wrote:A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
A bull has the horns in the front and the ass$%^& in the back.Phil O wrote:Umm. I dunno. What?
That's good. That's actually pretty good!MIDI Life Crisis wrote: What's the difference between a bull and an orchestra?
A bull has the horns in the front and the ass$%^& in the back.Phil O wrote:Umm. I dunno. What?
Wonderful news, Phil; thank you matey.Phil O wrote:MLC, got your PM. Tried to reply, but it got blocked. Damn, dude. How'd I miss that? I must be slipping.
I always say, "Please give my love to anyone who'll accept it" in ending 'phone conversations.HCMarkus wrote:Whenever my 93 year old dad, whose memory is pretty unreliable, is ready to conclude one of our regular phone conversations, he says something like "Say hello to your wife, your kids, and anybody else around there who might appreciate it." Always puts a smile on my face.
Made my day, this one, Magilla. You're too much, bud!MIDI Life Crisis wrote:Am I the only one who NEVER posts negative or snarky comments here?
You sure you need a coma [sic] there?monkey man wrote:... too much, bud!