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bayswater wrote:

cuttime wrote:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXJKdh1KZ0w

I just bought a CV Max with aluminum brackets. I could have had this instead. Nutz.

If they hadn't sold out, I would say you should take it back and get one of these, instead:

https://www.oreillyauto.com/flux-capacitor

Hmm... "Non-Functional Item Displayed For Entertainment Purposes Only ".

I see they didn't have the guts to post a pic of the real thing. Pussies.

monkey man wrote:Hmm... "Non-Functional Item Displayed For Entertainment Purposes Only ".

I see they didn't have the guts to post a pic of the real thing. Pussies.

I put out a request to my follower on Facebook to look out for one for me on eBay.

Terry

Dayum, that means less moolah for the hemp strings for my El Torro Strat.

[Breaks out his MonkeyLabs Able 'Cause Abacus™ (Also available in IvoryBead Edition™) and starts calculamating whilst enjoying the delusion that is his MonkeyLabs EyeBolt PWS™ (personal weather system) using the inversion option (sunny when sad / cloudy when happy)... ]

Thank God there's an MLI pooduct for practically every occasion, Terry.

cuttime wrote:

I actually have one of these. I keep it behind a heavy set of drapes in a room upstairs out of fear someone will ask me what it does.

Terry

monkey man wrote:it's too hit-and-miss for a luddite like me.

Luddite? Oh really? Then how do you explain this moment captured by your Pooparazi?

Well, that must've been the capture you earned the 2017 E-Steamed Grand Poobah of Pooparazzi™ award for. Great work, Billy.

However, I stand by my statement that I'm a modern-device luddite. In fact, if you look at my dazed, puffy eyes, you'll be able to tell that I'd been gazing at that thing for hours wondering what it was. The light had even stopped being emitted from it (wassup wit' dat?), so I took it for another deep dive shortly afterwards.

Reality note:
I've still not used a device. Have no idea how to send a text message or even make a 'phone call on a modern "device". Never used a mobile 'phone, iPad or even an iPod. Quite the achievement in this day and age, I'd say.

monkey man wrote:I've still not used a device. Have no idea how to send a text message or even make a 'phone call on a modern "device". Never used a mobile 'phone, iPad or even an iPod. Quite the achievement in this day and age, I'd say.

You'll tell us you're writing these messages at an old oak desk with a quill by candlelight.

monkey man wrote:I've still not used a device.

You don't need a device because you are a telepathic, psychic, deep monkey. You see all via your simian senses. The giveaway is your new logo:

True dat, Billy. The key is focus; just look at my eyes!

bayswater wrote:

monkey man wrote:I've still not used a device. Have no idea how to send a text message or even make a 'phone call on a modern "device". Never used a mobile 'phone, iPad or even an iPod. Quite the achievement in this day and age, I'd say.

You'll tell us you're writing these messages at an old oak desk with a quill by candlelight.

Not quite, Stoivo; I'm on the next-best thing - a Cheese Grater™!

Hey fellas, I've been able to log in again these past few days. Wonders never cease.

I'll take it, 'though!

So, Mr. Man - or can I call you Monkey. Did you really think we would forget this thread. No way. When you say, "Longest" we take that seriously.

No, seriously.

Your friendly neighborhood Phil

I have nothing to say, so here it is. Even if there is no topic, that’s off topic, isn’t it?

Well, I HAVE to return to add to this thread!!!
(Well, there you go!)

Hmmm... 199 pages. Wh's going to push this to 200?

ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!