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Posted: Tue Jun 17, 2008 8:39 am
by twistedtom
Phil O wrote:Bought some shorts today. They're too long.
What do shorts look like on a midget?
I met the worlds tallest midget once.
Posted: Tue Jun 17, 2008 8:56 am
by Bill OC
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Posted: Tue Jun 17, 2008 2:33 pm
by Phil O
Bill OC wrote:Phil O wrote:Bought some shorts today. They're too long.
That's Lewis-like, but it's more like the balding frizzy-haired guy with the deadpan delivery. Oh, darn, what's his name?
Yeah, but I'm serious.
Posted: Tue Jun 17, 2008 4:13 pm
by Bill OC
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Posted: Tue Jun 17, 2008 4:15 pm
by Spikey Horse
Bill OC wrote:
That's Lewis-like, but it's more like the balding frizzy-haired guy with the deadpan delivery. Oh, darn, what's his name?
You mean Steven
"I walked my dog all at once..... I walked him from here to Boston and back ... I said "OK, now you're done"' Wright?
A great comic
http://youtube.com/watch?v=sjltyPZQEOM
Posted: Tue Jun 17, 2008 5:25 pm
by Bill OC
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Posted: Wed Jun 18, 2008 12:25 am
by twistedtom
Bill OC wrote:twistedtom wrote:shorts today. They're too long.
What do shorts look like on a midget?
I dunno, but I bet he would be into trip hop
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Think he may trip over them, then have to pull them up to his hip and hop to keep from falling?
Edit; some times it is hard to keep the quotes in order.
Posted: Wed Jun 18, 2008 12:27 am
by twistedtom
The clams are not the same out west.
Posted: Wed Jun 18, 2008 1:34 am
by kassonica
Nor are the midgets in shorts
Posted: Wed Jun 18, 2008 5:14 am
by Phil O
Now you've got me craving clams. Mmmmm, clams.
Posted: Wed Jun 18, 2008 5:45 am
by davedempsey
I'm 6ft 6 and weight 255lbs having lost a decent amount of weight in the last year.... if you saw me in shorts you'd never consider clams again.
Posted: Wed Jun 18, 2008 5:47 am
by monkey man
LOL! Good ol' Big Dave.
Anyway... midgets? Clams?
I let you kids play unattended for 24 hours and
this is what I come back to?
Love it.
Hey Bill, I was only being self-deprecating (it seems to be my way) earlier.
Honestly, I wasn't hurt/angry at all! I used the fact that I've always been a little embarrassed by my complete lack of theoretical music knowledge to advantage and played it up in a self-deprecating parody of, well, myself.
OK... I've emerged fresh from my parody suit of myself as myself.
Guess that means I'm back. Might just check to be sure:
"Hey, me!"... "Yeah?"
"Are you there?"... "Yeah."
"Sure?"... "Yeah."
Permissions repair completed.
Status verified: You are you. At least for now.
Doh! Smart-Alec computer.
Posted: Wed Jun 18, 2008 6:58 am
by Bill OC
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Posted: Wed Jun 18, 2008 7:22 am
by Phil O
Bill OC wrote:So, in summary: what was I saying?
We were talking about clams, but that's becoming a topic and that's not allowed in this thread. So aardvarks it is!
Phil
Posted: Wed Jun 18, 2008 7:29 am
by davedempsey
I've got ants in my pants.