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Phil O wrote:Bought some shorts today. They're too long.
:lol:

What do shorts look like on a midget?

I met the worlds tallest midget once.
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Bill OC wrote:
Phil O wrote:Bought some shorts today. They're too long.
:lol:

That's Lewis-like, but it's more like the balding frizzy-haired guy with the deadpan delivery. Oh, darn, what's his name?
Yeah, but I'm serious.
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Bill OC wrote:
:lol:

That's Lewis-like, but it's more like the balding frizzy-haired guy with the deadpan delivery. Oh, darn, what's his name?
You mean Steven "I walked my dog all at once..... I walked him from here to Boston and back ... I said "OK, now you're done"' Wright?

A great comic :wink:

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Bill OC wrote:
twistedtom wrote:shorts today. They're too long.
:lol:

What do shorts look like on a midget?
I dunno, but I bet he would be into trip hop

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Think he may trip over them, then have to pull them up to his hip and hop to keep from falling?

Edit; some times it is hard to keep the quotes in order.
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The clams are not the same out west.
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Nor are the midgets in shorts :wink:
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Now you've got me craving clams. Mmmmm, clams. 8)
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I'm 6ft 6 and weight 255lbs having lost a decent amount of weight in the last year.... if you saw me in shorts you'd never consider clams again.
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LOL! Good ol' Big Dave. :lol:

Anyway... midgets? Clams? :shock:
I let you kids play unattended for 24 hours and this is what I come back to?
Love it. :cool:

Hey Bill, I was only being self-deprecating (it seems to be my way) earlier.
Honestly, I wasn't hurt/angry at all! I used the fact that I've always been a little embarrassed by my complete lack of theoretical music knowledge to advantage and played it up in a self-deprecating parody of, well, myself.

OK... I've emerged fresh from my parody suit of myself as myself.
Guess that means I'm back. Might just check to be sure:
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"Are you there?"... "Yeah."
"Sure?"... "Yeah."

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Bill OC wrote:So, in summary: what was I saying? :shock:
We were talking about clams, but that's becoming a topic and that's not allowed in this thread. So aardvarks it is!

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I've got ants in my pants. :shock:
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