The Longest, Most Inconsistently-Off-Topic Thread in History

bOing · Post by **bOing** » Mon Jun 09, 2008 6:50 pm

Holy Crap. This is funny in a weird way. But on topic with the last OT

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ILvkEHQPHHg&NR=1

monkey man · Post by **monkey man** » Wed Jun 11, 2008 8:53 am

Oh man - bandwidth is preventing me from going OT.

Monkey health update: Assessment drags on as the Monkster had to do yet another interview today.
Geez. 10 weeks so far and counting...

bOing · Post by **bOing** » Wed Jun 11, 2008 9:23 am

Emu broth, and some pitching practice at a cricket field?

bOing · Post by **bOing** » Thu Jun 12, 2008 9:24 am

What, that's not OT enough for ya.

twistedtom · Post by **twistedtom** » Thu Jun 12, 2008 9:45 am

I would like to take a moment to thank all the little people.

kassonica · Post by **kassonica** » Thu Jun 12, 2008 9:48 am

twistedtom wrote:I would like to take a moment to thank all the little people.

Hopefully a BIG thank you and not a.........

bOing · Post by **bOing** » Thu Jun 12, 2008 10:25 am

twistedtom wrote:I would like to take a moment to thank all the little people.

Little? You can get pills for that now.

EMRR · Post by **EMRR** » Thu Jun 12, 2008 1:27 pm

these pills I'm taking are described as 'swedish orange'. they make me dizzy.

does anyone know what time it is?

bOing · Post by **bOing** » Thu Jun 12, 2008 1:41 pm

EMRR wrote:these pills I'm taking are described as 'swedish orange'. they make me dizzy. does anyone know what time it is?

Someone call an ambulance. No, wait. It's too late. Someone get this man a taxi and a ticket to an outdoor festival. Hurry.

monkey man · Post by **monkey man** » Fri Jun 13, 2008 7:57 am

LOL!
Sorry for not responding earlier bOing; I've had to cut down on my U'Nation dosage of late.

I agree. Let's get the kid to a Euro-summer rave party... fast!

Hmm... time to break out the ol' MonkeyLabs™ Controlled Phase Distortion Transmutation™ (CPDT™) Device, featuring the Return to Now™ button.
Once transmuted to a disparate molecular state, we could fang EMRR a pair of MonkeyLabs™ Super MultimediaFlippers™ and he could swim through the ether to Europe at near-light speed, ensuring he'd arrive in no time at all.

Sounds like a plan.

bOing · Post by **bOing** » Fri Jun 13, 2008 2:47 pm

monkey man wrote:Hmm... time to break out the ol' MonkeyLabs™ Controlled Phase Distortion Transmutation™ (CPDT™) Device, featuring the Return to Now™ button.
Once transmuted to a disparate molecular state, we could fang EMRR a pair of MonkeyLabs™ Super MultimediaFlippers™ and he could swim through the ether to Europe at near-light speed, ensuring he'd arrive in no time at all.

Hope this kid has a bicycle.

kassonica · Post by **kassonica** » Fri Jun 13, 2008 5:14 pm

I'm really sick of this random off topic stuff, doing my head in, so lets get back on topic ok.

bOing · Post by **bOing** » Fri Jun 13, 2008 5:23 pm

Okay, sure. What was the topic again?

Bill OC · Post by **Bill OC** » Fri Jun 13, 2008 5:38 pm

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kassonica · Post by **kassonica** » Fri Jun 13, 2008 5:54 pm

bOing wrote:Okay, sure. What was the topic again?

Err the topic eh Now let me see....................