10.4.11 On the way??

[MIDI Life Crisis]

Those couldn't possibly be hobbit-sized!

Reminds me of a funny joke (well, I think it's funny!)

Two little old ladies in their 90's are outside smoking cigarettes and it starts to rain. One pulls out a condom with the tip cut off and covers her cigarette with it.

The second one asks about it and learns it's called a condom and that it keeps the cigarette dry in the rain.

"Great idea!" she says, and asks where to get them. (At the drug store, of course!)

Next day she hobbles in to the drug store and asks the pharmacist if he sells condoms. He's a bit taken back by her age, but regains his composure. "Well, yes, he replies. Um... what size would you like?"

"It doesn't matter, sonny" she relied, "as long as it fits a Camel."

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So my dear shy, Shire-onian, as long as your built like a Camel, there is nothing to worry about.

[Frodo]

So my dear shy, Shire-onian, as long as your built like a Camel, there is nothing to worry about.

Hmm..

Bactrian or dromedary?

[HCMarkus]

Dramadarewee.

[MIDI Life Crisis]

So my dear shy, Shire-onian, as long as your built like a Camel, there is nothing to worry about.

Hmm..

Bactrian or dromedary?

Depends on if you want on hump or two...