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Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 11:09 pm
by twistedtom
There are some real strange people here.
Oh S I may be one.
Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 11:11 pm
by kassonica
only one
Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 11:29 pm
by jarok
One way street.
Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2008 12:19 am
by twistedtom
Oh how I wish I had some thing clever and witty to say about this ••œONE••
Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2008 12:37 am
by Frodo
Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2008 1:41 am
by kassonica
thats not 'the' one
false prophet link alert
Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2008 2:48 am
by Tim
Yeah; Harry's version is beter.
Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2008 4:13 am
by Matcher
All is one.
Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2008 4:21 am
by Dave Bourke
Oh
No!
Everything.
Kind regards.
Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2008 5:12 am
by kassonica
many have come but where is the one

Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2008 5:26 am
by bOing
kassonica wrote:many have come but where is the one

On the loo, dispensing a two.
Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2008 5:29 am
by bOing
waxman wrote:this is way to complex for me
P.S. I just ordered the LA-610 too. That has a "1" in it, so really, I think you got it and just didn't know.
Yup, it's that easy.

Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2008 5:42 am
by kassonica
bOing wrote:kassonica wrote:many have come but where is the one

On the loo, dispensing a two.
YEECHH

Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2008 5:45 am
by bOing
one way or another, one day we'll get to the bottom of this one business.
Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2008 5:50 am
by monkey man
OK, in response to the many passionate and oft poetic calls for the one's presence, I'm now obliged to respond...
[In the distance a doppler-enhanced, warbling organ grinder gradually seeps its way into our collective Unicorn consciousness as Monkey's malignant March By Ensemble creeps up on us like a bad smell.
As the sorry group slowly approaches, it becomes evident that Monkey's leading the band in our direction, one hand on his strapped-on organ grinder's crank handle and the other steering his patented (and latest model) Super Vacuous PentaVac•„• mobile cleaning rig.
Painful minutes go by, until eventually the din makers arrive on the scene in a sweaty cloud of dust.
The leader, Jugleville's very own Mr. Monkey Man, prepares to greet the dumbfounded Unicorns... ]
"Guess what, 'Cornies!", he cries.
"I'm the one, and I'm here!"
[A sense of panic tears through the comfort-zone prone Unicorns - could this mean the end of the thread to which we've strugled to become accustomed?

]
"For all those who're afraid of losing the mind-numbing comfort of the "One" thread, fear not, as I have a substitute!", Monkey proclaims ambitiously.
He turns to his March By band... "A one, a one, a one two one..."
The cacophony that ensues defies description, but this veteran Unicorn commentator hasn't seen his brethren in such a state of panic or run so hard before.
Oh well... there's always the thread I s'pose.
