anyone?

twistedtom · Post by **twistedtom** » Thu Feb 14, 2008 11:09 pm

There are some real strange people here.

Oh S I may be one.

kassonica · Post by **kassonica** » Thu Feb 14, 2008 11:11 pm

only one

jarok · Post by **jarok** » Thu Feb 14, 2008 11:29 pm

One way street.

twistedtom · Post by **twistedtom** » Fri Feb 15, 2008 12:19 am

Oh how I wish I had some thing clever and witty to say about this ••œONE••

Frodo · Post by **Frodo** » Fri Feb 15, 2008 12:37 am

ONE

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kassonica · Post by **kassonica** » Fri Feb 15, 2008 1:41 am

thats not 'the' one

false prophet link alert

Tim · Post by **Tim** » Fri Feb 15, 2008 2:48 am

Yeah; Harry's version is beter.

Matcher · Post by **Matcher** » Fri Feb 15, 2008 4:13 am

All is one.

Dave Bourke · Post by **Dave Bourke** » Fri Feb 15, 2008 4:21 am

Oh
No!
Everything.

Kind regards.

kassonica · Post by **kassonica** » Fri Feb 15, 2008 5:12 am

many have come but where is the one

bOing · Post by **bOing** » Fri Feb 15, 2008 5:26 am

kassonica wrote:many have come but where is the one

On the loo, dispensing a two.

bOing · Post by **bOing** » Fri Feb 15, 2008 5:29 am

waxman wrote:this is way to complex for me

P.S. I just ordered the LA-610 too. That has a "1" in it, so really, I think you got it and just didn't know.

Yup, it's that easy.

kassonica · Post by **kassonica** » Fri Feb 15, 2008 5:42 am

bOing wrote:
kassonica wrote:many have come but where is the one
On the loo, dispensing a two.

YEECHH

bOing · Post by **bOing** » Fri Feb 15, 2008 5:45 am

one way or another, one day we'll get to the bottom of this one business.

monkey man · Post by **monkey man** » Fri Feb 15, 2008 5:50 am

OK, in response to the many passionate and oft poetic calls for the one's presence, I'm now obliged to respond...

[In the distance a doppler-enhanced, warbling organ grinder gradually seeps its way into our collective Unicorn consciousness as Monkey's malignant March By Ensemble creeps up on us like a bad smell.
As the sorry group slowly approaches, it becomes evident that Monkey's leading the band in our direction, one hand on his strapped-on organ grinder's crank handle and the other steering his patented (and latest model) Super Vacuous PentaVac•„• mobile cleaning rig.

Painful minutes go by, until eventually the din makers arrive on the scene in a sweaty cloud of dust.
The leader, Jugleville's very own Mr. Monkey Man, prepares to greet the dumbfounded Unicorns... ]

"Guess what, 'Cornies!", he cries.
"I'm the one, and I'm here!"

[A sense of panic tears through the comfort-zone prone Unicorns - could this mean the end of the thread to which we've strugled to become accustomed?

]

"For all those who're afraid of losing the mind-numbing comfort of the "One" thread, fear not, as I have a substitute!", Monkey proclaims ambitiously.
He turns to his March By band... "A one, a one, a one two one..."
The cacophony that ensues defies description, but this veteran Unicorn commentator hasn't seen his brethren in such a state of panic or run so hard before.

Oh well... there's always the thread I s'pose.