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MIDI Life Crisis · Post by **MIDI Life Crisis** » Fri Aug 05, 2011 9:15 pm

Is there a manual - period? My copy of DP only came with a bible.

YouTube · Post by **James Steele** » Fri Aug 05, 2011 11:02 pm

MIDI Life Crisis wrote:Is there a manual - period? My copy of DP only came with a bible.

LOL! The ONLY religious discussion allowable on the board. There's a newer translation out now, BTW.

MIDI Life Crisis · Post by **MIDI Life Crisis** » Fri Aug 05, 2011 11:34 pm

In the beginning there was the Atari, and it was good, and the face of the Tramels was upon the deep... and a great flood of independent studios sprang up on the face of the earth, and it was good.

But a plague was upon the House of Tramel and the Gates of Job(s) rose in a great wave if innovation and smite the Atari with no mercy.

When the waters receded there was a DP and a PT and the creator blessed the Logic of it all. And lo (EQ) and sample and behold the new world arose from the ashes of the name of Gibson and the world was in harmony.

But alas, the trolls did come unto the learned and the spam doth invade the email and darkness was once again on the face of the world.

Salvation is for those who come through the savior of the tech support and the nation of MOTU. Thou shalt not put false (web) masters before the paid users and the pirates shall be smite while the true believers shall be smitten.

So it was in the beginning, so it shall be until the Lion shall roar and lay with the RAM. Web without end - A minor. (plagal cadences all around).

twistedtom · Post by **twistedtom** » Sat Aug 06, 2011 12:38 am

That is some funny stuff there!

BradLyons · Post by **BradLyons** » Sat Aug 06, 2011 4:04 am

Ha! Good one!

Phil O · Post by **Phil O** » Sat Aug 06, 2011 6:36 am

Brad, long time no see...err, hear. How have you been?

Phil

davelee · Post by **davelee** » Sun Aug 07, 2011 7:06 am

James Steele wrote:
MIDI Life Crisis wrote:Is there a manual - period? My copy of DP only came with a bible.

LOL! The ONLY religious discussion allowable on the board. There's a newer translation out now, BTW.

We could call this the "King James" version then...in honor of our fearless leader...

Prime Mover · Post by **Prime Mover** » Wed Aug 10, 2011 4:35 pm

Revelations would be pretty funny:

The Reaper shall rise, a mighty virus plagues the PC world. The four horseman ride from East to West with mighty Native Instruments of destruction.

davelee · Post by **davelee** » Thu Aug 11, 2011 8:31 am

and the 4 horsemen go roland and roland along...

MIDI Life Crisis · Post by **MIDI Life Crisis** » Thu Aug 11, 2011 9:21 am

<groan> ...almost as bad as my puns...

Good one!

davelee · Post by **davelee** » Thu Aug 11, 2011 9:51 am

thank you...
I bow to the pun king...
and now...off to 2 gigs...

MIDI Life Crisis · Post by **MIDI Life Crisis** » Thu Aug 11, 2011 10:25 am

Have fun!

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