The Longest, Most Inconsistently-Off-Topic Thread in History

jgest · Post by **jgest** » Wed Jul 02, 2008 10:20 pm

madboy wrote:
jgest wrote:Study finds long benefit in illegal mushroom drug..........
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080701/ap_ ... 9R_NrVJRIF
off topic enough?
I volunteer for any future studies...

without advocating or condoning anything immoral or illegal......I agree, I have always been appreciative of the visions, delusions and experiences from the fungi. not something to abuse but at various stages of life can be quite insightful.

ps. Nice to hear from you. I hope your well.

madboy · Post by **madboy** » Wed Jul 02, 2008 10:30 pm

monkey man wrote:"Game, Mr. Skippy."

Skippy?
First MLC now you?
No credits...
No acknowledgements...
No considerations...
Yo, Plagiarizing Primate...Simian Semanticist..this hurts

Skippy, Spanky, Brad?, What next Monkster?

madboy · Post by **madboy** » Wed Jul 02, 2008 10:35 pm

James Steele wrote:Try not to focus on beating the filters, okay?

Filters?

Were you on Dave, Shelly and Chainsaw in the last couple of days?

Emily?

kassonica · Post by **kassonica** » Thu Jul 03, 2008 12:08 am

Skippy?

monkey man · Post by **monkey man** » Thu Jul 03, 2008 3:50 am

madboy wrote:
monkey man wrote:"Game, Mr. Skippy."
Skippy?
First MLC now you?
No credits...
No acknowledgements...
No considerations...
Yo, Plagiarizing Primate...Simian Semanticist..this hurts

Skippy, Spanky, Brad?, What next Monkster?

Plagiarizing Primate. LOL!

What next? Calorie-controlled Simian Septic Soup, delivered to your door (upon request).
Only $49.95 per day - the best value around.
Makes a great sauce or topping for scout salads and roasts.

Robbie_2327 · Post by **Robbie_2327** » Thu Jul 03, 2008 4:41 am

monkey man wrote:What next? Calorie-controlled Simian Septic Soup, delivered to your door (upon request).
Only $49.95 per day - the best value around.
Makes a great sauce or topping for scout salads and roasts.

It also makes a terrific floor wax

monkey man · Post by **monkey man** » Thu Jul 03, 2008 4:52 am

Good call, Robbie.

Growing up in South Africa I learned that cow dung is often used to finish flooring in mud huts.
Go figure.

Resonant Alien · Post by **Resonant Alien** » Thu Jul 03, 2008 5:56 am

I hear bat poo is a pretty good hallucinogen.....but I think you would already have to be tripping to purposely put bat poo in your mouth

kassonica · Post by **kassonica** » Thu Jul 03, 2008 5:58 am

Resonant Alien wrote:I hear bat poo is a pretty good hallucinogen.....but I think you would already have to be tripping to purposely put bat poo in your mouth

Well if you could see in the dark it maybe worth it.

I wouldn't do it though, but I'm sure some would.

Skip Skip Where are thou skippy

monkey man · Post by **monkey man** » Thu Jul 03, 2008 6:45 am

According to Aztec tradition, one drinks one's pee after ingesting the Fly Agaric (red with white spots, and deadly in quantities larger than 3 medium sized specimens).

A friend tried it years ago, and did the biz.
He claimed to be seeing halos around all the street lights in Ringwood.
I pointed out to him the fact that it was a clod, misty winters' evening.

Resonant Alien · Post by **Resonant Alien** » Thu Jul 03, 2008 7:34 am

MM-

"......and did the biz."

I need the Australian English to American English translation, please

Bill O'C · Post by **Bill O'C** » Thu Jul 03, 2008 7:59 am

James Steele wrote:
Bill O'C wrote:Have you ever had a great musical idea in the middle of the night, gotten out of bed and written down or recorded a few bars--only to realize in the morning that it's the most embarrassingly bad piece of shittake in creation

(whew, got that one through the filters, James)
Try not to focus on beating the filters, okay?

Aw shucks, O.K., James.

Phil O · Post by **Phil O** » Thu Jul 03, 2008 8:08 am

Filters? Didn't even know the board had filters. Things that make you go hmmm.

twistedtom · Post by **twistedtom** » Thu Jul 03, 2008 8:22 am

James Steele wrote:
Bill O'C wrote:Have you ever had a great musical idea in the middle of the night, gotten out of bed and written down or recorded a few bars--only to realize in the morning that it's the most embarrassingly bad piece of shittake in creation

James wrote-
I heard a similar story by a comedian. He would dream he was doing these hysterically funny stand-up routines, so he decided to keep a little tape recorder by his bedside so he could wake up and record the routines he dreamt before he forgot them. He said the first morning after he had done just that, he woke up and eagerly rewound the tape recorder to hear what gems he had dictated that night. When he pressed play all that was on the tape was incoherent, unintelligible rambling!

I have had dreams where I sang a song and woke up and wrote it down. Some of them were the start of a few good songs, thats funny. Wish I could sing as good as I do in my dreams. Wish I could fly like in my dreams too.

twistedtom · Post by **twistedtom** » Thu Jul 03, 2008 8:24 am

Skippy the musical.