anyone?

bOing · Post by **bOing** » Sat May 10, 2008 1:22 pm

One thing's for sure, we're back on our one-tracked minds.

I have no qualms against those from the other planets coming to visit, but if we are to become one with the one, then we should not have to suffer those two forcing their alien beverage beliefs upon us.

I, for one, found those two too much to tolerate, and I'm sure that I'm not the only one.

monkey man · Post by **monkey man** » Sun May 11, 2008 2:49 am

Plus one on that, bOing.

Those foreign critters have given me one big headache.
It's not like they've only asked me one question... it feels like hundreds (but is only dozens).
One question would have been nice.

bOing · Post by **bOing** » Sun May 11, 2008 6:20 am

monkey man wrote:Those foreign critters have given me one big headache. It's not like they've only asked me one question... it feels like hundreds (but is only dozens). One question would have been nice.

I guess they just sensed your inherent genius and were off like two kids in a candy store, or a pack of two in a one store. But I did not count an intelligent inquiry between them. It must have been the beer.

I guess they had had one too many...

monkey man · Post by **monkey man** » Sun May 11, 2008 7:06 am

LOL

Or the cheese fell out of their (one) sandwich.
Poor critters. I for one feel sorry for them.
They seemed friendly enough... and keen to learn too.

I thought they were kinda cute ones.

bOing · Post by **bOing** » Sun May 11, 2008 9:25 am

monkey man wrote:I thought [the aliens] were kinda cute ones.

Yes, I thought so too. Just like kittens playing with toilet paper, as in the Cottonelle commercial - remember that one?

Do you get those fancy toilet paper commercials there, or does everyone just fling their poo and then pat someone's back?

"Hey, Bob! Good to see you!"

AudioDancer · Post by **AudioDancer** » Sun May 11, 2008 8:59 pm

OOOOoohhh, good one bOing.

monkey man · Post by **monkey man** » Mon May 12, 2008 3:35 am

Well bOing, it's in the interests of MonkeyLabs'™ future expoonsion that we somehow minimise dunny roll ads here in Jungleville.

My vision, in fact my dream, is to see at least one MonkeyLabs™ 5-Way-Ganged Vacuoso System™ (available with signed skid mark) in every home in these here parts, after all.

jarok · Post by **jarok** » Mon May 12, 2008 2:51 pm

I was fishing and I did catch the ONE.
It was a huge ONE

bOing · Post by **bOing** » Mon May 12, 2008 7:17 pm

jarok wrote:I was fishing and I did catch the ONE.
It was a huge ONE

Hmmm. As with any fishing story, there is always a tendency to exaggerate. This one is probably no different.

However, this may also explain why Monkey Man was seen ordering those male "enhancement" pills a few months ago.

monkey man · Post by **monkey man** » Tue May 13, 2008 3:04 am

Doh! I was hoping the male "enhancement" pills would help me feel more masculine as I tend to vacillate between sexes.

That one was meant to be private, bOing.
Have you been taking lessons in repooting from Bilf?

bOing · Post by **bOing** » Tue May 13, 2008 6:24 am

monkey man wrote:Doh! I was hoping the male "enhancement" pills would help me feel more masculine as I tend to vacillate between sexes.

That one was meant to be private, bOing.
Have you been taking lessons in repooting from Bilf?

I'm glad to hear that I'm not the only one who vacillates.

I think it's still illegal in Kentucky.

P.S. Repooting from Bilf? I think I have poo in my ears. Not sure what you mean. "reporting"? from ?

monkey man · Post by **monkey man** » Tue May 13, 2008 6:35 am

Hey bOing,

If you've read some (one?) of those megastar Monkey threads where Billy exposes my sordid history and discography, you'd have seen that he in fact is an amazingly talented repooter.
In fact, he's won the Grand Poobah of Pooparazzi™ Award consistently these past few years.

Figured you might have been gleaning tips from the 'meister of repooting himself.

Here, have a box of cotton earbuds, mate.

bOing · Post by **bOing** » Tue May 13, 2008 6:41 am

I'm embarrassed to repoot that I have not read even one of those composts.

monkey man · Post by **monkey man** » Tue May 13, 2008 7:44 am

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Dude, you're one deprived Unicorn!

Try this one:

http://www.motunation.com/forum/viewtop ... sc&start=0

... and this one:

http://www.motunation.com/forum/viewtop ... sc&start=0

... or this one:

http://www.motunation.com/forum/viewtop ... sc&start=0

This one's a little OT (a get-well thread), but is fun nonetheless:

http://www.motunation.com/forum/viewtop ... sc&start=0

Hope that gets you up to speed with the saga of the monkey man, bOing.

bOing · Post by **bOing** » Tue May 13, 2008 8:15 am

MM. Seems I've found another pooparazzi video from your "Epoxy" huffing era. Looking back, I'm sure that you've had prouder days.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6DBuk91p ... re=related