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(NOPE...) :-(
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WHAT?!?!?!?!?! :shock:
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I hear MIDI Life Crisis got a gig playing love tunes for mating llamas in Bolivia.
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cuttime wrote: ↑Wed Mar 20, 2024 12:12 pm I hear MIDI Life Crisis got a gig playing love tunes for mating llamas in Bolivia.
I heard that too. Funny that we both listen to the same records played backwards!
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Last night I saw upon the stair
A little man who wasn't there
He wasn't there again today
Oh how I wish he'd go away
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It only took you guys 6 years to revive the ol' gem. :lol:
mikehalloran wrote: ↑Wed Mar 20, 2024 11:33 am Hmmm... 199 pages. Wh's going to push this to 200?
terrybritton wrote: ↑Wed Mar 20, 2024 11:40 am ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yup, you did it Terry! Well done mate.
Phil O wrote: ↑Wed Mar 20, 2024 6:47 am So, Mr. Man - or can I call you Monkey. Did you really think we would forget this thread. No way. When you say, "Longest" we take that seriously.

No, seriously.

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I take you cereal Brother Phil. :headbang:
bayswater wrote: ↑Wed Mar 20, 2024 7:47 am I have nothing to say, so here it is. Even if there is no topic, that’s off topic, isn’t it?
Indeed it is Brother Stoivo. :lol:

Dayum, my responding to quotes places this post firmly in the on-topic category. Will have to make amends:

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How did we manage to ignore this thread for five and a half years? Oh yea, COVID. Well, maybe not, as the last post was almost two years before we entered the new topsy-turvy world.

Hmm, did the lizard people hide the thread from us? What's the frequency, Kenneth?
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Are we still turning the VPN off for this discussion?
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Voracious Porn Network?

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Velocity Parameter Nudges
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Vacuous Pea-brained Nincompoop

Most-succinct description of myself I've ever seen...

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MM, I knew we could count on you to work "poop" into an acronym that contains no "p"(ee) :lol:
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Funny you should say that Mark, 'cause I originally had "Nitwit" and then changed it, thinking the same thing! :lol:

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At least we have this thread they don't even use real artificial favours anymore.
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