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Tomrabbit wrote:Hey Monkey Man, it's a female Ig, yea. And she's smoking in a Photoshop window, is that legal? And she has minor scales on her face. :D

I always love your posts MM, you have a great sense of humor. Thanks. I've gotten many tips from you as well as from the others. I've never posted much, since I've always found answers somewhere here. Thanks all! I just wanted to get in the mix a little.

To stay on topic here...... Speaking of guitar strings, why doesn't anybody carry Ernie Ball Individual Strings any more? ( the single strings, not the sets )

Tom
Because my one string guitar broke

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Did it go Boom or Crackle? 8)
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Tomrabbit wrote:Did it go Boom or Crackle? 8)

Both :D

But I sampled it in DP and now it plays in tune

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One day I got up :idea:
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can anybody tell me long it takes to defrost a 16lb turkey? 8)
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No. Ask big bird
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kassonica wrote:No. Ask big bird
What about a 14lb tofu turkey?
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jgest wrote:
What about a 14lb tofu turkey?
HA HA HA HA HA

Ask a giant bean curd
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kassonica wrote:
jgest wrote:
What about a 14lb tofu turkey?
HA HA HA HA HA

Ask a giant bean curd
well maybe you can answer me this then, are Raggedy Anns breasts cotton or polyester? Are they made in China?
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http://www.myspace.com/aislingbeing" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
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Polyester, hong kong
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kassonica wrote:Polyester, hong kong
from post consumer recycled materials? Gosh I miss the good old cotton days :cry:
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I had a parrot and it was being bad so I stuck in the freezer to cool it down.
When I pulled it out it said “OK I will be good, just tell me what the turkey did?”
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What a chicken
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Do you like icecream?
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I try to find things to be thankful for; today I was thinking that I had not heard Conquest by the White Stripes on the radio for some time.
For this I am thankful.
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