twistedtom wrote:Ok l let me see, you feed poodles to spiders down under?
Yup. Wolf spiders love 'em.
twistedtom wrote: Monkey grows pot plants and use spiders to keep away the pot stealing thieves?
Yup. We've got giant caterpillars, too, and they'll mow your favourite sins to the ground in 30 seconds.
They've been known to transform 30ft elm trees into piles of poo in 30 minutes.
It
does take 3 or 4 of them to get the job done quickly, but still, it's kinda impressive.
The jumpers must eat them within 24 hours of hatching, else they're too big.
You should see the moths. 15" nose to tail, and they gather around my outside light by the back door.
I shew 'em away with a broom 'cause just one of 'em lays 5-10 000 eggs.
BTW, when they're done they don't spin cocoons, they spin yarns.
twistedtom wrote: Do you smoke the pot plants with or with out spiders?
Well, you just place the new plants next to the old and gesture from the opposite direction with your hand.
The simply jump onto their new home.
As a bonus, there're no webs to contend with.
Still, if you want bud with teeth, there's that option too.
Have you heard about how big the bud grows down under, bud?
I'll let Geoff tell ya; he's no doubt travelled this great land more than I.
twistedtom wrote:I saw an old sci-fi movie where radiation made giant spiders.
Well, we've the world's largest ozone hole.
Guess they've mutated somewhat.
Then there's that Aussie manliness to contend with (the ocker), so they grew larger cojones too.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ocker
Geoff, can you take a shot of Cedric's cojones?
