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That's so off-topic it made my head spin mate.

The thing visitors and new Australians don't understand about Vegemite is that it must be spread thinly, preferably on toast rather than bread, but either way, thinly is the key.

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With bananas, right?
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Would none at all be better than thinly spread?
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With banana's, right?
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Phil O wrote: ↑Fri Mar 29, 2024 10:50 am With banana's, right?
Goes without saying. (With what?)
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bayswater wrote: ↑Thu Mar 28, 2024 1:25 pm Would none at all be better than thinly spread?
Many would say that Stoivo, but I'll bet that a decent percentage of them wouldn't have had it spread sufficiently-thinly, hence my timely-and-pertinent warning.
Phil O wrote: ↑Thu Mar 28, 2024 6:12 am With bananas, right?
I'm not joking that the other day, when trying to imagine odd food combinations that in-theory would taste terrible, I came up with this one Phil. Great minds mate, great minds.

Then I remembered, thanks to you guys, that I'm a monkey, so it'd probably be awesome. :banghead:

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Now a world famous monkey.
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Yup, everyone's talking about the movie.

Gonna be lucramative methinks. :woohoo:

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Saw it recently... the one with the famous lizard. I liked it. :)
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:lol:

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Is this the biopic on Monkey Man that people have been talking about?

https://www.cnn.com/2024/04/06/opinions ... index.html

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Yeah, I took him down like the chimp... I mean, chump that he is. :headbang:

They're crediting some dude called Patel for the story.

It's all-me I tell ya, all me! :lol:

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From the Guardian review

“There are a couple of thuddingly off-key music choices that jolt us out of the story“.

Can we assume you had nothing to do with the music?
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Well to be fair, the 3rd-World March-By Series™ from MLI does have a tendency to "jolt peeps out of the story"... any story. :lol:

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Even a 5th story window.
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