UCLA Study

chamelion · Post by **chamelion** » Mon Mar 12, 2007 7:16 am

A study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry has revealed that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle.

For example: If she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features.

However, if she is menstruating or menopausal, she tends to be more attracted to a man with duct tape over his mouth and a spear lodged in his chest while he is on fire.

No further studies are expected.

gregwhartley · Post by **gregwhartley** » Mon Mar 12, 2007 7:26 am

LOL! I could've told them that!

Shooshie · Post by **Shooshie** » Mon Mar 12, 2007 11:53 am

Always carry chocolates, just in case. It's been known to save lives.

Shooshie

monkey man · Post by **monkey man** » Tue Mar 13, 2007 7:15 am

Her hormone profile alone would explain this.

She's most, erm, hot immediately (2-3 days) prior to ovulation.
It's breedin' time, and the body asserts this, resulting in exaggerated, sex-driven thoughts and actions.

Tha rest of the time she just needs geeks like us to laugh and cry with.
Just think: If women only ovulated once a year, the Brad Pitts of this world'd be useless.

Aah... to dream...

jgest · Post by **jgest** » Tue Mar 13, 2007 9:28 am

monkey man wrote:Her hormone profile alone would explain this.

She's most, erm, hot immediately (2-3 days) prior to ovulation.
It's breedin' time, and the body asserts this, resulting in exaggerated, sex-driven thoughts and actions.

Tha rest of the time she just needs geeks like us to laugh and cry with.
Just think: If women only ovulated once a year, the Brad Pitts of this world'd be useless.

Aah... to dream...

well once they have kids, they are done with you. It's back to surfing the net in your underwear with a box of Bon Bons

chamelion · Post by **chamelion** » Tue Mar 13, 2007 1:18 pm

jgest wrote:It's back to surfing the net in your underwear with a box of Bon Bons

Dang! So you've been peeking through my window again!

jgest · Post by **jgest** » Tue Mar 13, 2007 5:48 pm

chamelion wrote:
jgest wrote:It's back to surfing the net in your underwear with a box of Bon Bons
Dang! So you've been peeking through my window again!

More like a clairvoyant insight into human nature.........

chamelion · Post by **chamelion** » Tue Mar 13, 2007 6:22 pm

jgest wrote:
More like a clairvoyant insight into human nature.........

I like it.

G

monkey man · Post by **monkey man** » Wed Mar 14, 2007 6:17 am

Geoff, I wonder if you saw this "debated" (if you could call it that) on SBS's Insight programme.

They mentioned that a woman becomes more of a bastard (like us) at this time.
Agressive, assertive, knowing what she wants, and wanting it now.
Of course, this is only for 3 days. Thank God.
In most cases, anyway!

We've got enough of these peeps running amok already!

chamelion · Post by **chamelion** » Wed Mar 14, 2007 8:42 am

monkey man wrote:Geoff, I wonder if you saw this "debated" (if you could call it that) on SBS's Insight programme.

Nah! Just a wry, humorous observation that rings true for many of us poor bastards.

G

monkey man · Post by **monkey man** » Wed Mar 14, 2007 9:49 am

chamelion wrote:Nah! Just a wry, humorous observation that rings true for many of us poor bastards.
G

I once observed humus, and asked, "wry?"
Then I realised I was a bastard who rang poorly, truly.