Australia in Eurovision

[Shooshie]

Next you will be suggesting that the World Series really is 'world' because there is one Canadian team in the league.

Wait! Stop the presses! Who let foreigners into the World Series? Huh?
That's as crazy as all these Latin countries and Canada thinking they're Americans! The song is America the Beautiful, not Mexico the Beautiful!

[lest someone take me seriously, we're talkin' bout irony here.]

Shoosh

[bayswater]

That's as crazy as all these Latin countries and Canada thinking they're Americans!

Speaking Latin is a dead giveaway.

[monkey man]

We've got Buckley's. Not enough ridgy-didge weirdos down under.

You never know with EV 'though; I've noticed that hype tends to build around 2 or 3 acts and one of 'em usually wins. If the Aussie act receives hype, there'll be hope, if you could call it that.

Oh, and my marching band refuses to wear glitter and dresses, even 'though I pay 'em bananas by the truckload.

[bayswater]

Oh, and my marching band refuses to wear glitter and dresses, even 'though I pay 'em bananas by the truckload.

Then Australia doesn't have a hope. Dame Edna is busy with Lumley baking cakes.

[monkey man]

You're right. We're gaaawn... and so am I.

Catch ya 'round like a rissole, Stoivo.