BUG！BUG！DP Serious BUG Motu！ You have to face.

[wylie1]

I'm taking this serious bug thing seriously.
I was working the garden last night and woke up with a huge welt on my arm.
Had to be some kind of bug.
I'm not joking I have no idea what bit me but its a little freaky.

[Phil O]

Good thing it didn't bite your face. You'd then have to face the face comments. Either way, you must face.

[MIDI Life Crisis]

File that is need "user terror." Maybe "user terrafirma."

Face the face! A new classic emerges.

[wylie1]

Never even thought about a bright side

[Shooshie]

I'm taking this serious bug thing seriously.
I was working the garden last night and woke up with a huge welt on my arm.
Had to be some kind of bug.
I'm not joking I have no idea what bit me but its a little freaky.

You need some garden variety beta-testers.

[MIDI Life Crisis]

Betacarotene testers!

[monkey man]

LOL

We actually have a garlic, chilli and pyrethrum-based spray here called BetaBug. I kid you not.

LOL yeah.

I'll never forget it; it's here to stay, and has become a part of our vernacular here.

BUG BUG you are a serious monkey BUG

OK. Off to spray myself then.

[MIDI Life Crisis]

As long as it's not off to spay yourself...

[bayswater]

LOL

We actually have a garlic, chilli and pyrethrum-based spray here called BetaBug. I kid you not.

Does it work on raccoons?

[terrybritton]

Ok, you folks made me go back and read this thread, and by the second page my sides hurt from laughing so hard!

Truly a classic thread. Thanks for bringing this to my attention.



Terry

[MIDI Life Crisis]

Ok, you folks made me go back and read this thread, and by the second page my sides hurt from laughing so hard!

Truly a classic thread. Thanks for bringing this to my attention.



Terry

And now... YOU must face!

[terrybritton]

OMG! Now my face HURTS!!!



Terry

[cuttime]

I tried translating the OP from English to Chinese and back again, expecting utter gibberish. Instead, I got something that is actually a bit more coherent than the original post. I especially like that "do not play dumb" becomes "do not play the fool".

DP MIDI時間，以解決它來解決這個問題呢？不要裝傻。這個問題已經困擾了我很長一段時間。我浪費了很多時間。不要問我關於操作和使用軟件本身的問題，是一個錯誤。
您廠商都知道的，否則你不會停止發聲MIDI軟件設計[注]功能。最終會得到解決的筆記自爆問題？你必須面對的問題。

DP MIDI time to fix it to solve this problem? Do not play the fool . This problem has been bothering me for a long time . I wasted a lot of time . Do not ask me about the operation and use of the software itself, is a mistake.
You manufacturers are aware of , otherwise you will not stop sounding MIDI software design [ Note ] function. Eventually get notes blew problem solving ? You have to face the problem.

[bayswater]

It's the stuck note issue, right? (Not a bug.) I never had it. Does anyone still see this?

[MIDI Life Crisis]

I see it every so often but starting and stopping the sequence kills the note.

Do not play the fool! Priceless.